Sunday afternoon bliss

The thing that's brilliant about drive-through Starbucks is you could wake up, find your sunglasses and car keys and be there in less than 2 minutes. You could still be wearing your blue pyjamas with the mice pattern on it [all the mice are wearing underwear on their heads for some reason] and no footwear and no one would know. You almost feel guilty when you hear the practiced "Thank you for choosing Starbucks, order when you're ready" and you giggle because the voice you're listening to had to go to work today and you didn't. Then you remember you don't have to go to work tomorrow either and you giggle some more. Then you drive home whilst listening to 'Hey mama' by the 'Black Eyed Peas'. You realise this is an incredibly happy song and you don't listen to it often enough. Then you get home and decide to write about this very exciting Sunday afternoon experience. You realise you're incredibly odd but you don't care because you have a holiday tomorrow and then you drink your very hot coffee through a straw and continue to procrastinate.

Some questions for my boss

What are you hiding in your office?

Why do you lock your door every time you step out even if its just to rearrange the plant that's not positioned right?

Why do care so much about plant positioning?

Have you always been this annoying?

Do you know what it means to shut the fuck up?

Why do you love dead people's clothes so much?

Can you stop scratching your wannabe beard?

Would you see someone about that adult acne?

Could you not talk to me?

Can you read all the crap i write on the office email?

Why cant you answer your freakin cell phone?

Why haven't you fired me yet?

You know you cant tell jokes right?

You know you cant do accents right?

Can you stop with the hovering?

Do you think its a coincidence your initials are BS?

Could i get tomorrow off?

Why is your wife still with you?

How did you get her to marry you?

Could you fire that annoying slutty bitch who works in the corner?

Have you considered yoga to relieve your stress?

Have you considered cocaine?

Is that what you hide in your office?

Were you dropped on your head repeatedly as a child?

Why do you talk like that?

What's that sound you make at the end of all your sentences?

Did you eat Pad Thai again for lunch today?

Do you know what bhenchod means?

Do you know how ridiculous you sound?

Could i get a raise?

This is a new series called 'Some questions for ...' and you get to pick a person and ask them a bunch of questions you've always wanted to ask them and then you tag someone else.

I tag BM, Kaushik, Once Again and TGFI.

Letter of termination

bharath: Oho
priya: stop it
bharath: stop what?
priya: Don't say Oho. That's my line
bharath: too many restrictions
priya: so? what your problem IS?

OK i just read something funny. u want to see?
bharath: yes
priya: link

bharath: k it wasn't funny
priya: u read off so fast? don't lie, it was long
bharath: its not as good as yours
priya: oh please! its adorable

the whole walk thing and the man who gave him 2 rupees.

cho chweet.

i imagined the kind man was a Nepali gurkha who said shalaam shaab kinda like our Bahadur.
bharath: OK, if u say so
priya: paah
bharath: So if i quit will u give me a good reference?
priya: You're not quitting! Why would u quit?
bharath: I'm not..
priya: k
bharath: but if i do, will u?
priya: don't scare me like that

and let me remind u that u are under contract. i will sue your ass
bharath: You're weirdly funny
priya: i will sue u and take over Airlines

muahahahahahaha

I'm weirdly funny? andre?
bharath: umm its not in my name
priya: i don't care. i want Airlines
bharath: You're funny and ange sidenally weird
priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeee

thanks ree

i don't know why sudsuddenly from like the past two days full affection bandbidthu
bharath: yes.. in a platonic way
priya: heeeeeeeee
bharath: u didn't add that
priya: u know now, so laddat

u know me
bharath: heeeeee
priya: u know how i speak and what i mean

u copy me all the time
bharath: is it the calm before the storm?
priya: u copied laddat

u copied oho

u copied heeeeeeeee
bharath: sudsuddenly is mine
priya: and I'm flattered

i know

i get to copy u too

I'm taking back the best Internet friend post from karen

I'm giving it back to u
bharath: its a give and take fully platonic Internet friendship
priya: if you'll take it back
bharath: awww yes
priya: yay ill inform karen right away
bharath: lets point at him and laugh
priya: or do u want to? [she said evilly]

how does one spell evil ly?
bharath: damn I've never had to spell that one before
priya: its hard to spell no? and no its not the calm before the storm

There wont be any storm but if u keep whoring yourself out to my friends for no reason at all then i cant promise anything...
bharath: Ok, u should write an email like u did earlier to kb, soupie, karen and me
priya: OMG i should. i will

heeeeeeeeeeeeee

wait wait
bharath: OK

The mail read:

To Karen,

With deep regret i inform you that you have been fired from the post of my 'best Internet friend'. The original recipient of that title has been given back his title. This is due to his hard work, prompt deliverance of illegally downloaded music, constant comment leaving and his loffing at all my jokes. Karen you will still be my best office email buddy but that's it. I'm terribly sorry for your loss. There are things you can do to try and win back your post but let me warn you it is going to be very difficult due to the stiff competition you face from RBR P's BIF. Do not cry my dear Karen for u are loved...umm in like the Asrani household...also by Pari who makes your filter coffee.

priya: rbr pliss to be seeing
bharath: gmail?
priya: the Sindhi boy is going to weep

yes gmail

u like?
bharath: tat was evilly pri
priya: heeeeeeeeee
bharath: privilly
priya: we both learned how to spell a new word today
bharath: yes
priya: and u also just coined a new one
bharath: hehe...:)
priya: raobharathrao you're truly worthy of being Pri's Best Internet Friend

Here are your duties and responsibilities

ready?
bharath: yes
priya: finding various 'difficult to find' songs and emailing them to me so as to reduce my search and download time [which u already do so diligently] good boy!

chatting with pri whenever pri feels like chatting

leaving promptly and without any questions when pri is bored with you
bharath: OK so what do i do with the songs i have for kb?

lol
priya: counselling and advising pri when pri is in need of counselling and advising [all this must take place without any judging]
bharath: were u like a bitch in school?
priya: kb? don't mention other potential employers

me no like
bharath: have u seen Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls?
priya: and no i wasn't as bitchy as i would've liked to be in school

i hadn't discovered my true bitching potential yet

in college however i was the sort of bitch you'd have been proud of
bharath: if u were u would have been a terrific bitch
priya: yes yes
bharath: I'm saying this in the best way possible
priya: we were totally like that in college i swear

heeeeeeeeeeeeee

OMG

and I'm saying this is the best possible way "say more things like that and I'll put u on my freakin will!"
bharath: awww that's nice..

what worldly possessions do u have...other than jimmy choos?
priya: um i own some diamonds, they're not very big but they're sparkly
bharath: heee
priya: also lots of bags and shoes

i mean lots

lots of clothes
bharath: i said other than the bags and shoes
priya: um perfume?
bharath: i like cologne
priya: shampoo

lots of shampoo
bharath: men's cologne?
priya: soaps

way too many

i need to throw some out
bharath: OK i read that u use 4 types
priya: why would i have men's cologne u idiot? i also own a laptop

u could sell it and eat in Airlines for like a whole week or something
bharath: but i don't want u to die and all
priya: if u only ate breakfast and tea time snacks, for example: maddur vada, jelebi etc

You'd have to skip all other meals

Oooh I also own lots of fun stationary
bharath: umm i get free food in Airlines
priya: ooh and a car

its kinda old though
bharath: which one?
priya: and it might break down in the middle of a road/water body

its a Hyundai accent 2 door

believe me its not cool at all

when i say 2 door people are like oh wow NICE but really it just takes more work to get in the back seat. ashte
same to same as a 4 door

and the 'check engine' light is on all the time. i wonder what it means...
bharath: heeeeeee
priya: and the windshield is cracked
bharath: is there a bullet hole as well? why cant MTV pimp your ride?
priya: oh wait, IT HAS NO AIR CONDITIONING

i would do anything to have them pimp my ride

How does one qualify to be pimped?
bharath: is it because you're Desi?
priya: heeeeeeeeee i don't know

maybe i should apply
bharath: u should
priya: and then if i don't hear back in like 24 hours i can call and be like y? is this because I'm Desi?

maybe mtvdesi can pimp my ride

oh wait MTV Desi stopped..randomly they stopped that channel
bharath: You think they'd put silk brocade on your seats coz your Indian?
priya: no silly
bharath: no...
priya: they'd use elephant and mango designs for the seat covers and tie dye seat belts

also there would be a place for incense sticks
bharath: they'd put a direct satellite on your roof.. so u can get Doordarshan on your 28 inch monitor
priya: heeeeeeeeeee not doordarshan

the yoga and meditation channel and they'd put a big OM in the front

also the names of every famous Desi person in Amreeka painted across the windows...you know Sanjaya, Appu, Naveen Andrews, that surma wearing dude from Heroes, Dr. Sanjay Gupta etc..

Anyway all is well in terms on my internet best friend. Now all i need is a gay best friend.

Mother watches TV

Since we're on the subject of mother i have to tell you a funny story. She called me at work recently and i always talk real fast when she calls because she likes to tell me the most unnecessary things and she takes forever to finish her stories. Getting to the point has never been her strength. As soon as she says "So today on Oprah.." or even worse "I was watching Dr.Phil today and there was this .." it's always my cue to say "Ma i really need to go." Anyway she called me the other day,

"Do you have a pen around? Start writing" and she proceeded to spell out the first and last name of some random person. Then she gives me his phone number. "This is the name and telephone number of the person who will be coming to repair the taps today. I just thought you should have this information in case you come home and find me murdered. At least you'll know who did it."

Now what does one say to that?

I tell her to stop watching those terrible Lifetime movies all the time but she wont stop.
And today to my great amusement mother witnessed her first gay kiss on TV. We were watching 'Brothers and Sisters', well i was watching and she was watching/napping. Anyway she woke up right in time to see the kiss. I turned to her to see her reaction. "What??????? Oh my God! I thought he was going to hit him. But weren't they just fighting? What nonsense and all they show on TV these days!" and then she giggled.
Oh and sorry to disappoint you TGFI but i did not go to the lunch thingy. Although they did send me a gift card from Target. Turns out the party was also sort of a going away party for us. Oops.

Mere paas Maa hain

Mother and i celebrated a late Mother's day today since last weekend didn't really work for either of us. Its always hard though finding her a present.

"Why did you spend so much money?" when i bought her this pretty chain last year or "You know i don't use much perfume" when i bought her 'Clinique Simply'. But a daughter's got to do what a daughter's got to do to keep her mother from smelling of Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds. Anyway this year i figured I'd take her to watch a movie. 'Georgia Rule' looked appropriate for a mother daughter date since the previews showed that it was about 3 generations of women. I figured nice family drama, enough scenes for mother to cry and happy ending so she'd be nice to me the rest of the weekend. Turns out the grandmother swore a lot, the daughter was a drunk and the grand daughter liked to give Mormon boys blow jobs in boats. Mother seemed uncomfortable and eventually fell asleep. I watched intently mostly because Lindsey Lohan's white wardrobe was to die for. Then we got ice cream and came home. Not too terrible eh? Except right after mother got all mad at me because i refused to go with her to this lunch thingy on Sunday.

"We'll just go for lunch and come back really soon."

I wasn't falling for that. You see mother likes to talk. A lot. And most times she has a captive audience. So Desi lunch parties are her favourite outings.

"Well I'm not going to your friend's house for dinner if you don't come to the lunch thing with me."

Mother's good with the blackmail. Only this time it didn't work and i called my friend and cancelled the dinner thing. And since when is Sunday social visiting day? What happened to just watching TV and sleeping?

"Oh and next week my friend has invited us to her son's graduation party. We must go. This is the same son you think is weird."

"Gay ma, not weird. And i don't think he's gay. I know he is. And its rude to say weird."

"Hmmm you know so much about all these things. Sometimes i think you are gay."

"Yes mother you've told me before. And i told all my friends. They think its hilarious."

"So you're not coming to the party then?"

"Which one?"

"The gay one."

"Heeeeeeeeeeeee. The gay one? No mother i will not be accompanying you to that one. I won't know anyone there."

"Fine then. Don't come. Don't come with me anywhere....Put the food in the fridge." and she stomped off to her room.

End dramatic scene

Except it wasn't the end. A few minutes later I hear "Sunday 12:40 pm...Sunday 12:40 pm...Sunday 12:40 pm" over and over again.

"What are you doing with the answering machine ma?"

"This silly thing always says the wrong time. Come fix it."

"Huh? I don't know how. And its working just fine."

"Fine. Don't help. Ill do it all by myself." And so i helped her fix it. Then she wanted me to show her how i did it. I couldn't remember since i had just pressed random buttons until it said the correct time.

"I don't remember what i did ma."

"What I'll do next time then?"

I don't know. Try not to break it this time."

"Paah. I cant ask you anything also. Good night."

Now end scene.

I'm sure she'll try to convince me again to go with her tomorrow and I'll probably end up going. At least I'll have something to blog about. The last time i went to one of those parties this lady was wearing only the top of her salwar kameez. It didn't have slits on the sides so i guess she thought it would pass for some sort of modern dress but it looked horrendous and all the other aunties were totally giggling and gossipping about it.

How does one keep one’s pants from falling off one’s ass?

I recently bought these pants. They’re jeans actually except they’re trouser style, you know with side pockets. I love them. They make me look all tall and they fit perfectly; until today. Suddenly they’re falling off. So I figured I’d just wash them and they’d go back to fitting perfectly. It works on all my other jeans. Only it didn’t work. I can’t even use a belt because it doesn’t have that um feature. My only option now is to pull it up every 5 seconds or put on like 5 pounds. I guess my only real option is to throw it in the back of my closet never to be seen again. Or wait. They could be my buffet pants. They cannot & will not be maternity pants [as someone very kindly suggested. BITCH!] because that is not happening. EVER.

I'm missing half an eyebrow but its okay because the Black eyed peas gave me a free third eye. Also i think i might be like that lady from 'Medium'

only not as ugly and with better fashion sense and minus the terrible voice. Okay im not like her at all. It's just this dream i had. [Screw Blogger and it's word limit on titles.]

Bitch took my eyebrow.

I got my eyebrows waxed today. It wasn't pleasant. But neither is threading and that's not an option anymore since threading aunty moved. Inconsiderate whore.
Brittany attempted to thread my eyebrows the other day. She didn't do a very good job. Anyway today i left the salon feeling all happy. Then i got home and washed my face and realised she took off way too much towards the middle. I stared at my face for a while. It looked quite obvious. Then again i realised if i didn't focus on the middle of my forehead it looked alright.

The middle of ones forehead is where the third eye is located right? I recently discovered this song on my Black eyed peas CD. Its called third eye [i think]. But the mysterious part is that there is no record of the song anywhere on my CD cover. It doesn't even say bonus track. If i play the last track i hear "Lets get retarded" and right after that the mystery song starts.But it doesn't have its own song number and unless u listen to the whole CD u wont hear it. Isn't that weird? I wonder if its like a gift or something for listening to the entire CD. Its kinda nice the song.

I read this a couple of days ago and i checked out the author's website. Its funneh. And i remember watching that movie she made a while ago. I had liked it. So i called Borders today to see if they'd gotten the book and they put me on hold to go check. They said they had just received the shipment t but that it was still unopened. They promised to set one aside for me. So I walked in this evening and went straight to the counter to collect it. I felt very important. The lady was like "Oh yes i remember that name. We just got your book in today." And then she handed it to me. It was bright yellow. I liked it already. I'm super excited to read it now.

I had this weird dream last night well technically it was this morning. I witnessed a road accident in the dream. I didn't get hurt or anything but i witnessed it and i was sort of creeped out. Also it felt like it had just happened and then i woke up right away and had to get ready for work. And on the way i almost had an accident. My tyres screeched real loud and my bag rolled right off the seat and all it's one thousand contents fell onto the mat. I'm still missing my Burt's beeswax chap stick. Luckily i carry more than one. I can't not have it with me at all times. I don't know how i survived without it for 19 years.

When you know the notes to sing...You can sing most anything!

So I guess I've been living under a rock [couch] of some kind. [See this is where that line thingy across my words would've looked so cool. See how he did that?. How does one do that???? SHOW ME!] Anyway somehow i have managed to miss one of the funniest episodes of Will & Grace ever. Luckily the kind people at CW2 were showing it tonight. And some other kind person has risked going to jail and all and uploaded it on You Tube. Part 1, part 2, part 3. Watch it now. They're probably going to take it down soon seeing that its illegal and all. Oh and it helps if you've watched 'The Sound of Music'.

When i was in the 7th grade my school put up a production of 'The Sound of Music'. I remember the hours of choir practice. I rememeber the hideous choir uniform. [This grey balloon skirt with some pink puffed sleeved shirt if you must know. Ugh!] I remember every freakin line from the play; all this from watching Aarti and Gauri [the two Maria's] bellow them over and over again. For the record i thought Gauri made a far better Maria. I can never forget Aarti's constipated rendition of "The hiiiiiiills are aliiiiiive.........with the saaaooound of muuuuuuuuuuusic" to which we all went "aaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

My dad's favourite song from the movie was "Edelweiss" and he'd always try to sing it in this super deep voice. Heeeeeee. Mum's favourite was "These are a few of my favourite things." and mine was "High on a hill was a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo" and "So long farewell"
Do you have a favourite?

Warning: This is a wannabe blog post

I have a new love ya’ll – tortilla chips. They’re crunchy without being overly crumbly with just the perfect amount of salt. People around the office have been eating them with some weird boiling cheese thing but I like mine plain. Mmmmm. *Pri thinks happy thoughts*
So did anyone do anything fun this weekend? I didn’t have to work this Saturday so I watched 3 movies back to back on the USA network which is not a channel I normally watch. Oh the joys of the TV guide channel!!! Let’s see I watched ‘Notting Hill’ for like the billionth time. Don’t you love the roommate guy with the artistic tees? And then I watched ‘Patch Adams’ which I had never seen before for some reason and then ‘Love actually’. I think I should watch ‘Love actually’ more often. It makes me hate people a little less. The little boy in it is just so darling.

p.s. I was just wondering [no real reason] if one can be arrested for dancing and driving?

I just ordered these super cute checks. You like?

Food glorious food

So I read this recently and I had this food flashback that I must must share with you. If you live in Bangalore and have not tried any of these things in any of these places do so NOW. And if you’re planning on visiting Bangalore any time soon do as many of these places as possible. Its not like there's much sight seeing to do in Bangalore anyway. I planned to do all of this the last time I went home but really 10 days isn’t enough.

Chilli babycorn - Nagarjuna Savoy. My first waiter crush when I was 14 happened to happen here. [I have heard rumours about an afternoon male stripper joint in the same parking lot. Unfortunately I cannot confirm this.]
Baby corn Manchurian - Shiv Sagar [No seriously. It’s really good.]
Sweet corn chicken soup - Rice Bowl [My favouritest restaurant as a kid. The quality of food is not the same anymore but nobody makes sweet corn chicken soup like Rice Bowl.]
Crackling spinach - Mainland China [Turns out anything deep fried in grease is delicious. Even spinach.]
Deep fried Corn kernels - Beijing Bites
Mangalore style prawns - Unicorn [must be eaten with rice and rasam]
Chicken momos at this place somewhere in Banaswadi. [My computer just offered ‘Bonsai’ as a spell check option for Banaswadi. Heeeeeeee!] Soupie, do you remember what that restaurant is called? Also make sure you ask for take away or delivery. It’s not a very um social place [unless you’re a hooker or a hooker in training. Yeah long story.]
Schezuan Prawn [extra spicy] - Mainland China
Masala Dosa - Chalukya [Remain seated in your car to enjoy the whole experience. They will bring you this wooden board that acts as a make shift table. Lots of fun.]
Masala Dosa - Airlines Hotel [also known as Tivoli Garden. Do watch out for crotch digging parking attendant.]
Filter kaapi - Airlines Hotel [Tell them you know RBR to claim 50% discount.]
Gulab Jamun - Bhagatram Sweets [Try not to scrutinize the cooking area.]
Badam milk [cold] - Anand Sweets
Kaju Pista Kalash - Tiwari Brothers Sweets
Motichoor Ladoo - Tiwari Brothers
Chocolate Mousse Cake - Sweet Chariot
Pineapple cake - Taj Cake shop
Chilli Chiken and Chicken Biryani [Andra style] - RR/Amravati/Nagarjuna/Bheemas.[Andra Food anywhere is delicious]
Pista ice cream in a paper cup [must be eaten with the tiny wooden spoon it comes with] - Joy ice cream available at any Nice Iyengar Bakery. [Nice because all Iyengar bakeries are nice.]
Tutti fruity bread - Iyengar Bakery
Chicken kaali mirch - Richies
Paneer korma - Shanthi Sagar
Chow chow baath - Shanthi Sagar
Moosambi Juice - Bowring stall
Onion samosa - MCC canteen
Fresh Donut - MCC canteen [available at 11 o’ clock sharp give or take a class]
Alu Tikki - outside the Janata Bazaar on Nandidurga Road
Mocha cake - Coffee Day
Frappe - Coffee Day
Pineapple passion - Corner House
Peach Melba [Without the peaches; ask only for the juice they keep the peaches in] - Corner House
Bhel Puri - Outside Plaza theatre. [If you’re North Indian Yes he puts carrots in it. Stop being a snob and try it.] I have to state here my hatred for bhel puri with potatoes. WTF? That is not acceptable. They sold it at my school canteen. Terrible stuff.

Any suggestions?

edited @ 12:58 am: Tiramisu at Painted Platter. [Thanks Chinkleton]
Also if you've ever been to a Muslim wedding in Bangalore and Zacharaya has catered - their Mutton biryani and pepper chicken. Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm!

I have a feeling this list will be edited a lot in the next few days.

Your WHAT in a box?

I've been waiting for You Tube to post my video here. They told me it would appear shortly. Its been more than shortly and i dont see it. So you will just have to click on the link to watch it. Okay? And if the video appears eventually then that will be fantabulous but as of now im running out of patience and i need my sleep.

I watched this today. I know. Very mature. I happened to watch it at work. I know. Very professional. [By the by that is JT in the video. You're welcome Kb.]

Attention all anonymous readers [yes YOU] and Lady who tries to market Mary Kay products in the comment section of my blog: Today for the first time i heard the word 'sleuth' being said out loud. Now i am aware of the existence of such a word [Thank you Nancy Drew] but I've never actually used it mostly because I've never heard anyone else use it and honestly until today i wasn't really sure how to pronounce it. I still don't see myself needing to use it ever.
I'm sure there are more such words I've read in books that i haven't the slightest idea how to pronounce and I'm trying to come up with one right now but my mind is drawing a blank. Anyone? [Yes and i ask because i have such a participative audience. Say something betch!]

New taps, the gay pride parade, moving, staying kuwaanra and chat room predators

Really, i couldn't have managed to talk about more unrelated topics if i tried.

My mother just randomly asked me today if i chat with strangers in online chat rooms. I'm guessing she's been watching her Lifetime movies again. After i had finished laughing i told her no. "Well then why are you always on the computer?" she wanted to know. I tried to explain to her that there's gtalk and orkut and blogs. Gtalk she sorta knew about. "Oh that thing Soupie always calls you on. Why didn't she call you today?" I explained to her how we both needed to be online for that to happen. Orkut also she was familiar with. When i first joined orkut i showed her profiles of my old classmates she knew well and of course gay cousin who doesn't know he's gay yet's fun profile and funner album. This blog thing however she was confused about. I reminded her of that link i had sent her to Ammani's blog. "Remember all those short stories you read that you liked so much? Well that was from a blog. And there are different kinds of blogs you know about cricket, about different issues, personal stuff and some made up stuff like Ammanis's stories." Her next question was if i wrote one. I lied. I don't want her reading my blog ever. "But why don't you have one? You're my daughter. You should be able to write" she said sounding very disappointed. I hated to disappoint her but i have a strict no family policy when it comes to my blog. Well at least she was now reasonably satisfied that i wasn't chatting with child predators online. I did remind her that i was not a child anymore but parents are brilliant at ignoring that line every single time.

Okay it's announcement time. Drum roll..........We're moving!!! And I'm delighted. I've liked Colorado just fine but i knew it could never be home. I'm a city girl. I like my tall buildings and noisy traffic. Where i live i see mountains and horses on the way to work. I'm not lying. Also just now on the local news the headlines was about how they found some germs on some balls at a Local fast food chain's play area. I mean just the fact that that made the headlines got on my nerves and so I'm super duper happy that we're moving to Houston. Hopefully the headlines will be a little less lame and a little more dramatic there. I visited there one summer when i was 16 and i worked at the local Dairy Queen. Now before you get excited this was not that type of Dairy. Its an ice cream place where they have the yummiest Georgia Mud Fudge blizzards [the only kind of blizzard i like]. That's another reason why I'm ready to move. No more effing snow. Ive had enough. Just this last winter was plenty for one lifetime. I hear it rains a lot in Houston though which i like. The heat i can deal with. There's always air conditioning. We're not moving for a couple of months though but i hope I'll still be here for the gay pride parade. Brit said she'd take Gabby and me to go see it this year. I'm so excited. Also Britt's five St. Bernard's will be accompanying us. Supposedly the St. Bernard rescue has their own float and all the dogs dress up as transvestites.So much fun. I cant wait. You know what else i cant wait to do? Tell my mum about this exciting parade ill be going to. Bwahahahahahaha. [Brit if you're reading this - No telling anyone at work yet about me moving. Okay? Except Gabby. She knows.]

Moving on... I got new taps for my sink yesterday and so far the water has been flowing very nicely. In the past however I've had taps do all sorts of strange things to the water. I've had it come out all high pressury and squirty. Other times I've had it get all lifeless and drippy and occasionally i have encountered the gushing waterfall. Luckily i have no such problems with my new taps. However i now find that the cold water and the hot water aren't mixing well enough to form the required amount of warmness i need to wash my face with. Its like i can feel the cold part of the water and i can feel the hot part of it but honestly i shouldn't be able to feel them individually. Its sort of like drinking coffee and you can taste the coffee, milk and sugar all individually but not together. Is any of this making any sense to you or do you just think I'm a complete nutcase?

In other exciting news i got my hair cut on Saturday and it feels all bouncy and shiny. I like! Unfortunately the nice lady who cut it smelled like cigarettes and some type of dog. Not cool.

If anybody from ABC is reading this blog I'd like to say Thank you! This Thursday you gave us not one but TWO whole hours of Grey's Anatomy. You didn't have to do that you know. It was just a normal TV week. Its not like you were competing with the Academy Awards coverage on a rival network or anything. It wasn't even Season finale week and yet you were kind enough to do this. I appreciate your thoughtfulness. Now will you please make 'Notes from the Underbelly' an hour long hour show? Please? Pretty please?

In more exciting news from this weekend i was waiting for 'Koffee with Karan' to start [dont you envy my happening social life?] on the very fascinating Star One channel and they always play these strange songs that no one's ever heard before from B grade movies that no one's ever heard of before to kill time before show time. So anyway this song begins. It's from the movie 'Jaan' starring Twinkle Khanna and Ajay Devgan and the first line is "Shaadi ke baad mein marjaauu to gham nahinnnnn........kuwaanra nahi marnaaa' and after laughing hysterically for five minutes i realised i know lots of people who probably think like that. Sad. I know. Oh well i guess death isn't a terrible option if you're named TWINKLE.

Have yourselves a great week!
Ta.

p.s. Is it okay to think Ugly betty's geeky non boyfriend is hot? This is him looking not so geeky. And worse is it terribly inappropriate/illegal to think Ugly betty's kid cousin is hot? I'm totally imagining him much older of course. I looked for a picture of the kid to link here but im too ashamed to post it. He's like twelve.

Love in Tokyo [PART 2]

Part 1 can be found here.

Now people who know me are well aware of my giggle control problem. I have gotten in trouble for it all my life. In classrooms, exam halls, the Principal's office, church etc…
Anyway standing in line behind cute boy i was sure that he had figured out I was pretend coughing. I knew I looked retarded. This only made me giggle some more.
Next we had to identify our baggage downstairs [always my favourite thing to do] but to go there we had to use the escalator. I do okay with those things normally but that day I was just in the mood to embarrass myself. So anyway I get on to the escalator with just my pull along bag and my ginormous handbag and I see cute boy waiting for his bags at the bottom. This distracted me because after all it was my first full frontal view of him. Somehow in my excitement I managed to let go of my pull along thingy which proceeded to roll down the very long escalator really really loudly causing alarm around the airport. I descended slowly with my hands on my mouth. Everybody stared. Random kind [but unattractive] boy came running to catch my bag since it was going to reach the bottom before I was. I thanked him and tried not to make eye contact with anyone. I did catch cute boy with that smirk on his face again. We then got onto very cool looking buses that took us to the hotel which was oh like just an hour away. Apparently there weren't any hotels closer that could accommodate an entire airplane of people. Once we reached the Hilton we had to wait some more until they gave us our room keys. I noticed aisle boy and cute boy were now all chatty. Super thin receptionist lady asked if they wanted to share a room. Cute boy said NO and my love for him grew even more. Before I went to my room I asked kind Japanese man who looked like he was in charge when we would be leaving. He muttered something about something. I couldn't understand a word and unfortunately cute boy wasn't around to translate his accent for me. I did hear two Desi unclejees talk about how it was going to be very hard to get connecting flights. I panicked because I didn't want to be stuck in Tokyo forever. I needed to get to Bengluru on Aug 1st like I had planned in order to watch the first ODI between India and I don't remember who. I finally managed to talk to some man wearing a Singapore Airlines shirt. I told him how my father would be very worried if I didn't get home when I was supposed to. He assured me i would be home soon. I went to my room [which was very pretty] and I called dad who of course wanted to hear every detail about why there was this delay and if I was scared….I told him I was only allowed to talk for 4 minutes but he pretended not to hear this. [So that's where i get it from!] Anyway I got a good nights rest and enjoyed the hotel shampoo the next morning. What is it about hotel shampoo that makes it always smell so good? Oh wait I did go down to eat dinner [which sucked] before that and they charged me for my Sprite. The bastards! Aren't you impressed with my memory?
The next morning I found a note stuck under my door stating that Hello Kitty had been found and WAS SAFE. Why they assumed I would care about the kitten's condition was beyond me. The flight was supposedly going to be on time and everyone looked very relieved. They handed us little presents as we boarded the flight. Cute boy was already seated and smiled and said Good Morning. I wanted to hug him. He then asked me if I had opened my present yet. I sad I hadn’t and he insisted I open it right away. I got excited and asked if it was anything edible. He said and i quote: "Nope. I already checked. I was hoping it would be food too. I'm starving and i was too scared to eat the breakfast this morning after the terrible dinner last night." At this point i just wanted to pinch his cheeks. I asked him where his friend was to which he replied very quickly: "He's not my friend." I giggled and opened my present. I cant remember exactly what it was. I think it was either a lame key chain or some weird diary type thing with the Singapore Airlines logo on it. I was like WTF and cute boy was like I KNOW, it makes up for everything doesn't it? Aisle boy came in hurriedly and took his seat just before takeoff. Again they felt the need to announce to us about Hello kitty's haalat. Everyone groaned. Cute boy then insisted aisle boy open his present. Aisle boy tore open his present and then looked up shocked. Cute boy and i giggled. Again i had to control the urge to hug him. The flight to Singapore wasn't too long. We finally got some food and cute boy and i gobbled it down while Aisle boy told us about how he was this big shot in some company in Singapore. After aisle boy finally shut the fuck up cute boy turned to me and asked where i was going. I said Bangalore. Home. He said Bombay. I wanted to ask if it was to see his wife and kids but i wasn't brave enough. I'm never brave enough. The fact that i was even having a conversation with him was quite astonishing. You see I'm one of those arrogant people who wont talk to you if i don't know you and I'm super arrogant if you're a cute boy [which reminds me i should totally write about gym boy next.] Once we landed in Singapore i was given my new boarding pass to Bangalore. Cute boy unfortunately had no boarding pass and no ticket. All flights to Bombay had been cancelled because of the floods. They told him his best option was to fly to some other part of India and then take a flight/train to Bombay after a day or so. I wanted to ask him to come with me to Bangalore so bad! "You can stay with me. Just hide whenever daddy appears" i wanted to say. I did some shopping and called the KB and told her the entire cute boy story over the phone. Then I did more shopping and went back to the counter only to see cute boy still waiting around. "What are you going to do?" i asked. "I have no idea. Wait, i guess" he said. I wanted to hug him and tell him it was all going to be okay but instead i said "Well, hopefully you wont have to wait too long" and then i smiled and said goodbye. I had a great 10 days in Bangalore and a great 2 days in Singapore [with Kb] on the way back. I dreamt of bumping into cute boy on the plane or in an airport lobby or even someplace in America. I looked for him everywhere but never saw him again. Cute boy if you're reading this - *HUG* and this song is dedicated to you. "Sayonaara Sayonaara Vaada nibhaaungi Sayonaara" I realise i didn't make any vaadas but if i had i would've totally nibaaoed them for you.

p.s. Karen very excitedly emailed me this afternoon. He wanted to write part 2 of my 'Love in Tokyo' story AS 'cute boy on the plane'. I told him to go ahead. So watch out for that one.

Love in Tokyo [my version]

So i have been getting lots of fan mail asking about the whole "Love in Tokyo - my version" thing i keep talking about. Okay, i haven't but i still need to talk about it before i forget the journey that was 'Love in Tokyo'.
The year was 2005. The days - July 31st & Aug 1st. Pri was travelling to Namma Bengluru to celebrate her Huttida Habba [Janam din for all my Delhi friends. What's with so many people in the capital reading my blog? No no don't stop. Its a good thing but i just think its strange.]
Anyway every time I've been on an airplane a nice old person has sat next to me. The keyword here being OLD. I have no problem with old people. It's just that the ones i sit next to are always the ones that talk the most. You know ... about India and its History and culture... blah blah. And if it's a Desi ajji/ thaatha then its "Beta, where you are from? Where you are going? Why? For how long? Alone you will go aa so far? To meet your huzbend? Vo my gaad! You are naat marry? Why? You are want to marry?" etc... So i had come to accept that this was my air fate which is why i was very surprised to see a decent looking guy show up and sit in the aisle seat. I was overjoyed, I had never sat next to anyone under the age of 60 before. Just then super cute boy [who I'd put kann on even at the airport lobby] walks right up, places his bag on top and takes his seat...the middle seat...next to mine. I wanted to die. Anyway i looked up and did my half nod and then went back to reading my in flight shopping magazine. Those have to be read at once you know. Even if you're not planning on buying anything. Just as a precautionary measure cause imagine if its the last magazine you'll ever read. You'd want it to have pretty pictures and all no?
The flight was decent. I couldn't get my TV to work so i poked cute boy [gently] and asked if he could help. He got it to work in less than 2 seconds which made me feel all idiotic. I then proceeded to watch funny movie in Japanese. I couldn't really see what cute boy was watching [believe me i tried] but since he was giggling about the same time i was i figured he was watching the same movie. Fate i tell ya. We had a pit stop at Tokyo for a couple of hours but all the airport shops were closed because it was night time. This is something i have never understood. Its a bloody airport. There are flights at every unearthly hour. Why must they close the shops at night? Huh? huh? huh? So anyway we boarded the plane after the break period. Cute boy hadn't gotten off at Tokyo. [Eouu that was not intended to sound like that] Anyway i was thrilled to see him still seated next to me. Unfortunately it didnt look like the plane was ever going to take off. It was a while before they made the announcement. "We regret to inform you that a cat has escaped from its cage and is now missing. Efforts are on to locate said cat and parts of engine wire and other random objects it could have possibly nibbled on." They made us wait in the lobby because it was getting quite warm inside the plane. We waited for some 4 hours. I kid you not. And then they decided to cancel the flight because 'Hello kitty' was still missing and it was now TOO LATE to fly. [Another thing i never quite get.] So at like 11 pm that night we had to fill out forms for a transit visa. I filled out my form diligently but left the hotel section blank. I asked kind Japanese man who looked like he was in charge and he said "Hiritoh...you know...hirotoh hoteh" I was like "I'm sorry?" Cute boy then cleared the confusion and told me he meant 'Hilton'. I wrote while cute boy smirked. I looked fondly at cute boy's hair while i waited in line. And suddenly it hit me. I was in Tokyo standing with the cutest boy i had seen in a really long time and we were going to spend the night at this Hiritoh hoteh place. I immediately thought of the movie 'LOVE IN TOKYO' thusly the title and i couldn't stop giggling. I giggled for about 5 minutes straight i think. Cute boy turned around a couple of times but i avoided eye contact each time and pretended i had suddenly developed a cough.

To be continued...

Nahinnnnnnnnnnnnn

My TV just broke my heart y'all. "MTV DESI will stop broadcasting on April 30th" it said. Just like that. No explanation given. I also just realised that April 30th is like right now. WTF? Where else am i supposed to watch my latesht filmy gaanas and 'One Tight Slap' and 'Lycra presents the 2004 MTV Style Awards' over and over again? And what about my favourite Wesi? [that would be a White Desi y'all]. There was this one time when he ran around the streets of New York or some other random city, with posters shouting "Ek Dum Free...Ek Dum Free". He tried to make a bunch of white people say it with him too. Some looked concerned and some fled screaming. I will miss you my Wesi...
And what about the MTV Roadies auditions? What if they visit Chandigarh next season? Or even better JALANDHAR? You cant do this to me MTV DESI. You cant!!!

*Sobs hysterically*

So its 1:53 am and i cant sleep. I woke up at a semi decent hour today [Semi decent for a Saturday] so i don't know why i cant sleep. I'm not even upset about anything. Well maybe I'm pissed that Australia won again. But i guessed that would happen. I mean i wanted them to lose but i knew they would win. So that's not it. In the meantime i went to the kitchen to look for a midnight snack. I found waffles and I'm chewing as i type. I don't think they're supposed to be chewy but oh well the syrup's good. I also spotted an unopened packet of Good Day biscuit. Remember those? They're delicious with chai. Proper Desi chai which i don't have time to make everyday. I blame it on these bloody Amreekan electric stoves. I like the ones with the pretty blue flame that you can control super easily. Maybe tomorrow sometime i will make some chai and dip my Good Day biscuit in it but then ill have to spoon out parts of the biscuit that would have melted and sunk to the bottom of my chai that will then taste all weird. So what are your Sunday plans?

My very own Sindhi friend

Karen talks about the rain:

Ahhh..i want this smell to be bottled...like in an after shave or something....it would be nice....i think....i hope... Would a guy smell nice if he smelt like rain? or is it just better in the mud?

Karen listens to me bitch about certain person:

karan: He sounds like a Hindi chooth
Pri: No Karen he's a south Indian boy
karan: Oho! it doesn't matter ... and then the QUOTE of the century...
"Anyone can be a Hindi chooth!"

Karen gets drunk and highly philosophical:

karan: Ahhh, I've been silly enuff for one night...done all the silly-ness i could...it killed my high u know...brought it down so badly...i hate it when people/things kill my high. You know it takes a lot of effort to get there and then they so easily kill it ...it's pissing off in a way rather, very pissing off... but today, I killed it myself, so drastically... it's unbelievable...

Karen talks about his love for cake:

karan: i got back from dinner a while back...was in the mood for a late night drive... but no company. Coming?

priya: wat phaar u r needing company?

karan: to eat cake.

priya: u r naat to be having CD players in your car aa?
mmmmmmmmmmmm
cake?
i want cake; chocolate mousse cake from Sweet Chariot

karan: yes, but it's always over
bastards!!!

priya: have u tried the chocolate mousse cake from SW?
it has cake and mousse!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

karan: it's ok.
Oreo cheese cake from Spiga is better
or bulls eye from Taj
aah..
or the rich chocolate from Fresco's
mmmm...
i think i should get married to that dame with the dessert shop in fresco's

priya: wtf is Fresco's?

karan: also, i will make her stop the carrot cake

priya: yes yes
we must do this

karan: who the fuck would want to eat carrot cake?

priya: carrot cake is the biggest insult to cake ever

karan: it's like vegetarian food.

priya: ya ya
wtf?

karan: yeah, wtf?
and she puts small carrots on top with cream... and some ugly green colour. [and then the quote that made me proud to be friends with Karen] ...
"What is the point of eating cake made with healthy stuff?"

Karen talks about Home Delivery:

karan: It's my new aim in life to try and get everything home delivered...like i got the guy to come home and fix the stereo in the car and change the seat covers and i made the dude from the showroom come home to take measurements for new suit.

priya: suit?
for the Sindhi wedding?

karan: Yeah. engagement
I get Chung's to home deliver ONE soup and they actually do, for 40 bucks but they still deliver for me.

priya: You know my Chung's story no?
So one day i was super hungry and greedy and i really wanted Chinese food from Chung's but i also wanted Marble Cake from Casa Picola and u know how
close they are, i mean same parking lot and all. But Casa's wont deliver. The BASTARDS! So anyway i asked the Chung's guy if he would mind picking up the dessert from Casa's and bringing it to me along with my order and that i would pay him. The choothling refused. So mean no?

Karen talks about his favourite streets in Bangalore:

karan: Yeah, Lavelle road and Church street
i like callin it Lav - lee road, like the Hindi chooths

priya: me too. heeeee Church st has such yummy restaurants
RR
mmmmmmmmm
Bheemas
mmmmmmmm

karan: Taika...where i got smashed

priya: is it new?

karan: and proclaimed my love for every person there

priya: it sounds like some Japanese hookah/hooker joint

karan: Taika is 3 years old

priya: like who?
who have u proclaimed love for?
TELL

karan: to Hari

priya: tell tell
eouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

karan: to Lavanya

priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

karan: to Nayo
to Sandy
to Rahul
to unknown mozzie boy who helped carry me to valet.
And i fell on the road and they couldn't lift me so the bastards left me there and decided to bring the car and i was on the wet road for 20 min lying down and then they dragged me.

priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

karan: and i had bruises on my stomach

priya: omg
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh paapa

karan: and my arms hurt like mad

priya: heeeeeeeeeeee

karan: and they brought me home and the bitches took video and pics

priya: was your mother disappointed in your unsindhilike behaviour?

karan: she was not in town but i still got the lecture later on the phone.

Karen talks about his Male stalker:

Oh, and talking about stalkers - I have this weird dude (how much I hoped it was a dame) that sends me blank SMSes everyday since sometime now - sometimes 3/4 times a day - at first I thought it's one of those types of people that don't use the keypad lock on their phones and the first thing on the menu is "Write message" but then I figured I can't be the first name on the phone - my name starts with 'K' but then again I was confused if the person stored them in Last Name, First Name format - but then I figured no phone that has Last Name, First Name format actually has "Write Message" in the beginning - besides if he/she had the common sense to use Last Name, First Name format then he/she would probably know how to use keypad lock.

So anyway, I now believe that I have a stalker - and today I decided to blank call and see who it was. I called from the office number and some "yenu magga" types answered with a "hello, yaaru beku" annoying voice. Can't tell you how pissed off I was.

And no, you're not blogging this. [Oh but i am.]

Karen googles 'mundedu':

Oh, I Googled it. It means bastard - in some slang.

Kulla mundedu (Short bastard)
Dhadi mundedu (Fat bastard)
Hucha mundedu (crazy bastard)

Pri: Good work Karen.

Karen is confused about the day of the week:

All of yesterday I was under the impression that it was Friday and I've been really looking forward to the weekend. Was super excited about today (which I thought was Saturday) coz I thought I'd leave office early and I'd have a two and a half day weekend (Oh, Monday is holiday for Ugadi). I only realised it was fuckin' Friday after I reached the office. Can you imagine how pissed off I felt? Huh?

Karen's views on World Hunger/Starvation:

Haffy lenching. Tell me what you had. You always ignore this question of mine off late. Somehow I feel happy when I know people eat good food. It also makes me want. Like five minutes back I suddenly started starving. Hmmm....

Karan learns about Easter:

Eh, but he rose later no, so how did they know in advance that he'll rise to call it Good Friday? Or did they name it much later??


No offence to any Sindhis or Hindhi chooths.
RBR: This does not mean i'm in love with Karen.
Karen: RBR is not the 'gay guy i have a crush on' from previous posts.

WHY? WHY? WHY? [to be sung to the tune of NSYNC's 'bye bye bye']

So remember how my jobless friends made fake profiles for me on shaadi.com and some random Sri Lankan lovers Website? Well in spite of all my efforts to block/spam folder them one or two do sneak into my inbox and last night I got this:

Hi,

I am T****** I lives in Monterey Ca, (It's beautiful here)

Interested Wink me Back. Attach Photo

I will let you know lot about me if you write back.

T******a

Take care. (Send me a Picture) will come down there in my motocycle
Will even take you for a ride in the back.
Hey you should write to me back.

Bye.

So I forwarded the email with the attached photo of the man [muscles intact and all, posing in front of some scenic backdrop] to my friends.
I wrote:


WHY? WHY? WHY???????????

Soupie of course was overjoyed by the response to the fake profile and wrote:


har har har.. Stop it I'm gonna pee.
As you'd put it. Entha hotness!!! Send him a wink back no puleeeeeeeeeeeese.
He's the one; let me and the beebi do an interview with him.

Interview will be conducted as follows.

Q1. How much time are you willing to devote to TV viewing per annum?

Q2. What are your favourite TV shows?

Q3. We do understand you’re from Sri Lanka. First let me take this opportunity to say I forgive you, we forgive you. Where you were born is no fault of yours. We'll blame it on your parents, who chose to follow RAVANA.
To make up for this default/defect. Are you ....... willing to machine wash the Sri Lankan t-Shirt until it acquires a delicate shade of Sky blue?
You will also be putting ‘I hate’ in front of the words "Sri Lanka" thus proving allegiance to your adoptee country and hort beateress.

Q4. Our priya is a very sensitive girl. She like things kept in the open, secrets scare her. Surprises petrify her.
Keeping this in mind, will you thereby continue to show those muscles please? In our country mans are allowed to wear spaghetti (straps) backless, tube etc etc.
The idea being, we don't want the bride to be to be surprised or scared on the Hunima rathri that will be the "Suhaag ke Raath".

Q5.What is your kind name please???
Okie stop, I don't actually want to know. We will change it to Karthik/ Vishwas.

Q6. How good are you at the biology and what is your opinion on breast implants?
We ask this now keeping in mind our dear girl. See it's very common; she's allergic to childbirths and childrens. But I repeat she would like to have half a dozen (2 bowlers, 2 batsmen, 1 all-rounder and 1 wicket keeper) Will you nownewlynamed be willing to do breast feeding's, pregnancy as well as general up keepings of the childrens? Our girl will willingly use your bank account and be solely responsible with the coaching and dressing of our half-team.

Okie na?
appdi agreeda???
These we repeat are just the initial qualifiers. We are liking your profile and sceneries. If we are satisfied with your answers we will be post marking the beloved chaluve preeya and be posting to the required destinations.

Signed
Beebi Bagamane
Peepee Devadas
Co-Founders PreeYA'a Motrimonials.

Tagged

So I’ve been tagged by The Drama Queen and don’t tell anyone but it’s my first time [being tagged] and it makes me feel all special and part of the blog world. *Sniff*

So seven random facts:

1. I use 3 different soaps [this does not include hand soap] at a time, you know … for different um body parts. Also I use 4 towels at a time for the same reason. Is that weird? My family thinks so.

2. I drink my hot coffee through a straw. I can’t drink through that hole on the top without spilling on my shirt and if I take the lid off and use it like a cup it just gets cold faster and when you’re paying $5 for a cup of coffee it better last a while.

3. My current crush [a pretty big crush i might add] is on a gay boy I've never met.

4. You know that girl from 'Notes from the Underbelly' who i said totally reminded me of me? Yeah not so much anymore. I found out today that she's bisexual. By the by this same show [that i was obsessing over after the first episode] is now only a 30 minute show. It's like i watch a little and then it's ad time and then i watch a little more and then more ads and then final scene and THE END and then Lost is on. It's so tragic.
Wahat??? you said random facts.

5. Um i can say 'i love you' in a hundred different languages. [Fine i saw it on a list on Orkut and i still need to look it up to remember]. Also 'Ninna penda wee wee' is 'i love you' in Swahili. I've always thought that was funny.

6. I'm obsessed with smells. I have a super sensitive nose [which is not always a good thing.] I'm also really good with recognising what perfume people have on [mostly because i own like every perfume ever manufactured...except Elizabeth Taylor 'White Diamonds' which has got to be the worst smell someone's actually paid cash money for. Oh and i suck at guessing men's cologne [mostly because i think they all smell the same.]

7. I was born the year India won the World Cup. Coincidence? I think not!

Yayyyy i'm all done. I tag: I am the Walrus [um do u even blog or do u just leave comments?], durkhaima, The Bride, The Saint and Ashwin.

Time for a rant [or 3]

So there’s this bitch at work who [for like the first couple of weeks] I thought I might actually like. HoeEver it didn’t take too long for me and everyone else [we’re good with the peer pressure apparently] to start hating her. I try to not have conversations with her because honestly listening to her complain about her son’s day care people does not make for fascinating conversation. So anyway today I heard that she has been bitching about me to this other coworker [who happens to love me and will tell me everything] and one of the things she has “mentioned” is how I don’t follow the dress code very strictly*…and this coming from someone who dresses like a slutty secretary from the seventies. BITCH!!!!!

Moving on, I got to meet one of the big company bosses this morning. It was cool and all but his handshake was a little too grippy for me. I know how your handshake supposedly says a lot about you and if its weak then people will think you’re weak but come on…I’m a girl and now my hand hurts. Paah!

The boss [a different one] has been getting on my nerves a little more than usual lately. He likes to hover around me a lot which I don’t like because that is in direct conflict with you know blogging time. He’s been making me do a lot more work and we all know my opinion on work … IT SUCKS. So yeah I pretend to look real busy all the time and it’s working [sort of]. On a happier note I get to go to lunch soon. :)

* I think I dress just fine [AND it’s summer damn it AND I’m young!] AND our dress code is so nineties AND my good friend KB says “Jana change keltaare”, so there.

p.s. Word of the day: Floordrobe - A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
"We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home."

Have i told you how much i love Urban Dictionary???