Monday, April 27, 2009

someone sign him please. also someone shave him please.

alright i think it's time we talked about it. sniff. he's gone! sniff. and it's really hard but you will be happy to know that i'm recovering. slowly. thank you all for your concern and sweet comments and texts. i still can't make myself listen to his last itune recording because that song just reminds me of elimination night which is a night i will never forget. sniff. i took the rest of the week off to recuperate. my recuperation included sleeping till mid afternoon. then i'd wake up and spend the rest of the day scoping out the internet for every single article and interview featuring him. i managed to locate some 1500 or so grainy videos of local fox news stations all over the country that interviewed him and lil rounds. and they were all exactly the same. for one he was wearing the same clothes. no pink. sob. and they were all asking him the same damn questions but anoop was polite and sweet and didnt bitch slap lil rounds even once. not even once. i hate that he has to share even this with lil rounds, who cannot for the life of her construct a decent sentence. all of her sentences consist of at least one of the following: 'you know', 'artist' and 'keeeds'. then she'll toss her weave and shake her head. every now and then anoop gets a word in. and it's beautiful. sigh. he's sweet and articulate and beardy. sniff. its time noopy. we're over the scruff. not over you though. we'll never be over you. this morning he was on regis and kelly and later on ellen but they had him sing at the end of the show and they CUT HIM OFF during the credits. sniff. anoopyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. come back.

p.s. i hope y'all are coping okay with that bacon flu. stay healthy and remember to always maintain one arms distance from all other human beings. this is actually a good rule to follow in general. muah.

p.p.s i had a bag like this in school to carry my lunch and water bottle in. also my napkin, spoon, orange and the occasional 5 star bar wrapped in a note from mum with smiley face. i would misplace the bag all the time but it kept coming back & in ghastlier colours. thanks mum. how awesome is it that i can now purchase an almost identical one for the very reasonable price of 484 pounds. yay for ridiculously ugly bags.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

hi noopy.

top 7 baby! wooo hooo!

i hate secrest for playing with you like that but it's all good. i told him to eff off on twitter. i would totally unfollow him right now but i was never following him to start with unlike whatthebuck who i now hate forever after what he said about you. and i'm never watching any of his youtube videos ever again. not even if they're about figure skating. so there.

moving on to more important things - i was happy with your song this week. i have watched it multiple times while studying them big brown eyes. also i have to say i'm discovering new things to crush about you like that one bone on your left wrist. very pretty. [@other fan girls: you can spot it right towards the end of the song just before the camera moves to the other side for the 'rainnnnnnnn....bowwww' falsetto. bonus points for taking that extra second to close your mouth. sigh.

let's talk wardrobe. i appreciate you not wearing the 8 layers of clothing this week but the grandpa sweater has got to go. colour is good. green even. just not green horizontal stripes on an ill fitting button down sweater. it's like mummyjee went up to you during commerical and said "beta sweater peheno".

for next week's movie songs don't sing titanic and don't sing anything from grease. also if you want to sing an upbeat song go ahead but just stand in one spot and sing okay? swaying is allowed. pg-13 stripping too. feel free to throw out some clef moves but promise no moving about the stage okay? and dont forget to flash those dimples. muah.

love fan girl pri.
p.s. who you be supporting with that bracelet?