Friday, May 18, 2007

How does one keep one’s pants from falling off one’s ass?

I recently bought these pants. They’re jeans actually except they’re trouser style, you know with side pockets. I love them. They make me look all tall and they fit perfectly; until today. Suddenly they’re falling off. So I figured I’d just wash them and they’d go back to fitting perfectly. It works on all my other jeans. Only it didn’t work. I can’t even use a belt because it doesn’t have that um feature. My only option now is to pull it up every 5 seconds or put on like 5 pounds. I guess my only real option is to throw it in the back of my closet never to be seen again. Or wait. They could be my buffet pants. They cannot & will not be maternity pants [as someone very kindly suggested. BITCH!] because that is not happening. EVER.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Err.. Suspenders.

Pri said...

Um girls don't wear suspenders. And men dont either unless they're Steve Urkel or they're really really really old or they work in construction or are background dancers on the sets of Laadla in which case they have to be bright yellow or orange.

Any other suggestions smarty pants?
For the reccord i dont normally say smarty pants because my mother says it [a lot] but in this case i just had to.

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

bitch, is that who complains about having too loose pants.
BITCH.

fat-n-bitter

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

;)

RBR said...

put on 5 pounds.... pounds???????? NRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k.b. said...

oki simple.... go to a tailor and ask him/her make two small darts and the back... and they will fit perfect!
no one other than me can give same suggestion in this case.

Pri said...

@the_girl_from_ipanema: no no. just in this one case.
how i wish all my clothese were too big. that would be just fine with me.

@rbr: 5 kgs wouldnt work. i'd need new pants then. and dont call me that.

@kb: awwwwww. see this is why i love u. my one and only world famous dejiner dost.

ashish said...

Stop riding donkeys.

Anonymous said...

FYI, Raveena Tandon wore suspenders in super sexy song from Aks. She looked HOT.

Pri said...

Oh right and i forgot to mention porn. Thanks anonymous.

White Magpie said...

am sorry but the first song that hit moi mind when i read your post was "who let the gas out"...rofl..am really sorry...

The Smiling Girl said...

Ask me how to handle such pants.. I got two of them and I even wear them to work.. :(... but then, doesnt it mean u r losing weight? and is it not a good news? :P