Some questions for my boss

What are you hiding in your office?

Why do you lock your door every time you step out even if its just to rearrange the plant that's not positioned right?

Why do care so much about plant positioning?

Have you always been this annoying?

Do you know what it means to shut the fuck up?

Why do you love dead people's clothes so much?

Can you stop scratching your wannabe beard?

Would you see someone about that adult acne?

Could you not talk to me?

Can you read all the crap i write on the office email?

Why cant you answer your freakin cell phone?

Why haven't you fired me yet?

You know you cant tell jokes right?

You know you cant do accents right?

Can you stop with the hovering?

Do you think its a coincidence your initials are BS?

Could i get tomorrow off?

Why is your wife still with you?

How did you get her to marry you?

Could you fire that annoying slutty bitch who works in the corner?

Have you considered yoga to relieve your stress?

Have you considered cocaine?

Is that what you hide in your office?

Were you dropped on your head repeatedly as a child?

Why do you talk like that?

What's that sound you make at the end of all your sentences?

Did you eat Pad Thai again for lunch today?

Do you know what bhenchod means?

Do you know how ridiculous you sound?

Could i get a raise?

This is a new series called 'Some questions for ...' and you get to pick a person and ask them a bunch of questions you've always wanted to ask them and then you tag someone else.

I tag BM, Kaushik, Once Again and TGFI.