abc, can we have boston legal back now?
yay the writers are done striking.
shopping with your mother's sister can be way more fun than shopping with your mother.
i wouldn't recommend buying marie claire magazine this month, not unless you want to see naked pregnant women. and jeez what was wrong with page 55 or something? or even better a damn pregnancy magazine???
who's buying me what for Christmas?
there's a silk mustard mossimo skirt at target for $19.99. you'd be a fool not to get it. however if you do, do not plan on wearing it to my work tomorrow. that would not be cool.
i know i said a lot of horrible things about saawariya the movie but the album is one of the best this year. i'm assuming you liked devdas.
everybody move to houston for the winter. it's perfect.
remember that cork that was stuck in the cork screw from like two months ago? yes the same one i asked you fools to help me with. the same one i got absolutely no help for. useless fucks! anyway it has finally been unscrewed. thanks gay cousin who doesn't know he's gay yet's older brother who doesn't think it's the least bit weird to talk dirty to his wife on the phone in front of his aunties. gross! just because they pretend not to hear you doesn't mean they cant. except for the one with the hearing aid. okay i'm going straight to hell.