Sunday, November 25, 2007

things i learn from watching late night infomercials

if you paint your hand with foundation until it is sufficiently orange and then dunk it in a fish bowl the water will soon turn a light orange and your hand will return to its normal colour. however if you powder your hand with bare mineral foundation until it is sufficiently orange and then dunk it in a fish bowl the water stays clear and your hand stays orange. also you will stay very cheery and then something happens to your neck where you cant stop nodding and your eyes get very wide and then more nodding takes place. also your teeth magically whiten almost immediately.

just thought y'all might want to know.

8 comments:

Janefield said...

heya pri!

this song on yr list 'aaoge jab tum' from jab we met is mesmerizing me beyond anything...can u pls pls pls send it to me? chocolate ice cream treat i will give, thengyu! :D

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

offtopic but i cant play songs from ur stickam player any more. y?

Pri said...

janefield: yes yes. i will contact my illegal music downloading genius mr.rbr at once!

tgif: it's working for me. oh it doesn't work on windows vista. also it might be mad at u cause u used to hate it. remember?

tgfi said...

also it might be mad at u cause u used to hate it. remember?

LOL! I am not on windoze- i am using same computer i used earlier. and i never hated this one- i hated some other one that automatically came on and we didn't have the choice to turn off.

Pri said...
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Pri said...

tgfi: it's the same thing fool! only now it doesn't play automatically.

something about this massive reader protest started by this one blogger named thankgodimtonedeaf.

TGFI said...

LOLL!!!

who cares. i've a workaround. if only i could somehow mask the emo songs on it.

Bikerdude said...

You forgot to mention that the fish in the bowl turns purple when you dunk your orange hand in it I say