Saturday, January 05, 2008

why mother has given up on me

things to do this weekend: laundry

things to do last weekend: laundry

ran out of undergarments. purchased new undergarments [wahat? target is cheap. also they have cute underwear. if you look.] ran out of new undergarments. do people still say undergarments?


khal said...

I say panties (or manties - depending on gender).

My former housemate taught me that underwear has four sides: inside, outside, front and back. i.e. 1 underwear = 4 days + 1 day commando)

Bhel Puri & Seekh Kabab said...

Unmentionables would be another word. Too long and too Victorian, though.

VIPs would be shorter. Sounds more important too.

LOL @ khal's comment.

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

bra and chuddies is what they are called.

khal said...

Which reminds me of this joke i heard in delhi:

Woman walks up to sardar, asks him a question and as he answers, she opens her eyes wide in shock and slaps him.

As she walks away in a huff, Sardarji's friend asks him, "Kyon re pappaji, madam ko tumne kya kaha?"

"Oy, woh mujhse poochhi, time kya ho raha hai, toh maine jawaab diya.. bra panties."

(Get it? get it??? 12.35 .... :-D Sorry... lame joke, I know, but when I heard it I laughed till I had tears in my eyes.)

The Nomad said...

I was in a boarding in school and the girlie girls would call them Bs & Ps, the rest would call them UGs or undies or chads.

@ Khal ... that's a funny one :D

La vida Loca said...

Iam with u heh