warning: long, banterful, a complete waste of time.
me: wats over fool?
revealed: whooooooooooo hooooooooooo
me: i totally bunked work today
me: pretended to have the flu
me: heres my question
revealed: are you even slightly sick?
me: can i get over the flu by tomorrow?
revealed: 24 hour flu
me: 1 one day flu?
and to ans ure q
revealed: it is a known fact [grin] you will be so off the hook
me: i am not even a lil bit sick
i just had a long day nenne
and i decided i totally hated my job
revealed: ok so tell me this
me: this morning i was like ughhhhh not another day
so i called off at 7:30
revealed: well done
me: woke up direct call
my sleepy voice
we saloot your courage
i have question too
what is good on tv today
u crazy bitch
i cant believe ure asking me this
first of all u should already be watching tv
it all starts at 7
me: heres the tough decision
revealed: what what starts at 7
me: nbc or abc?
revealed: i dunno
what is on which
me: ugly betty is on abc RIGHT NOW
and on nbc?
me: but 30 rock
heres wat i recommend
stick to abc
from 7 till 10
followed by greys anatomy
followed by the big shots
then go online to nbc.com
and watch the office and 30 rock
me: no no
revealed: sorry [smile]
me: dont loff
revealed: inappropriate laughter
me: this is not a joke
me: i take this very seriously
revealed: so we stick to ugly betty
but since u already missed 10 mins
revealed: uh oh
me: u could just watch 30 rock in twenty
and watch ugly betty online
the best part
me: 30 second ads!
revealed: fine then
me: the loffter
revealed: apparently it's a good day to stay at home
me: totally insulting
me: omg it totally is
revealed: i am such an asian
revealed: more inappropriateness
have you never noticed how the asians laugh the most inappropriately?
revealed: and hysterically?
for the weirdest things?
me: and when u say asians
revealed: i mean chinks
revealed: firmly disbelieve that we are asian
we are not asian
we are indian
revealed: vairy different
me: which is why i was all confused
all cleared up now?
now go make fun plans for us this weekend
me: im not working
we will do something very fun
me: um sure
u make it sound very promising
lemme think and propound plans
i gotto go
wilhelmina is planning to destroy mode
who is wilhelmina?
what is mode?
why are we gasping?
revealed: why do i not understand this!
me: are u an ugly betty virgin?
never watched it
revealed: thursday nights babe
revealed: who has the time?
me: u poor poor student person
this is true
so it's about an ugly person?
me: so w is the character played by vanessa williams
u know her no?
me: mode is the name of the fashion magazine
they all work for
me: singer/actress.former miss usa who posed naked thereby shocking the world
who are all these old people?
i have no idea
but that girl with the boobs
me: is ugly betty's sis
me: they're in her house
who is little boy?
me: thats ugly betty's little gay nephew
me: who just lost his daddy
me: so hes trying to be like his daddy
wearing his leather jacket
me: and flirting with girls
but totally gay
this is ub's boss
revealed: who is smart boy in suit?
me: not smart
wait they'll show ub's non boyfriend in a while
now he is smart geeky boy
me: this is daniel's mother
revealed: how old is betty person?
me: who escaped from prison
revealed: she is evil, no?
i can see she is evil
me: she killed her husband's ex mistress
me: who happens to be the receptionist's mother
father we r still trying to research
this old man is ub's dad
he loves watching mexican soaps
revealed: ub lives with these guys?
me: these people
are her family
her little gay nephew
revealed: so she lives with them?
me: yes fool
who would u be living with if ure name was ugly betty
revealed: zank you simple questions get such complicated answers
who is blonde bimbo?
me: ok this is ub's boss' sister
she was formerly his brother
me: then he died and came back as a girl
but then he lost his memory
me: so now he doesn't know why he has boobs
but he's totally enjoying it
me: ok this is who i need u to concentrate on
in purple sweater and red tie
revealed: nooooooo ewwwwwwwwwww
me: do u recognise his asian friend?
asian friend is cute
me: from harold and kumar?
revealed: never saw white castle
me: u dont think ub's non bf is cute?
hes sooooooooo cute
but you're doing a phd
hence the allergy to geeks
me: wat kind of boys r u into? she asked being very non generalizing
would never date a guy from grad school
revealed: how sad would that be
oh and thats ub
i dont think i introduced her to u
knew that one
you're smarter than i think u r
this lady with the british accent
is betty's friend
also tailor at mode
just got into hot water
me: oh no
me: who the eff is leddy?
revealed: men are such dickheads
revealed: the wife
who was not single
r we watching the same show?
revealed: the blonde british chick
with the husband
me: which husband?
revealed: she just got caught by hubby
me: she's married
revealed: she was all like you're a creepy stalker
me: see you're distracting me
revealed: and that chappie was like no i'm your husband
and she said crap
and closed her lappy
saw it all, i did [grin]
me: i dont pay much attention to the not so important characters
revealed: tsk tsk
me: esp when im busy with my scene by scene commentary to YOU
revealed: awww but it is so amazingly sweet of you
me: i didnt even know she was married
im not doing the same for the next show
me: greys anatomy is serious stuff
revealed: i watch grey's
me: oh thank god
me: who is this fool?
who wears brown from head to toe?
i'm rooting for him
me: dont u love poodle over here in the purple bow tie?
the crazy bitch is playing all by herself
revealed: yeah poor baby
me: oh yay look its the non boyfriend
oh and not to ruin it for u
me: but he's totally gonna propose to her this episode
from like commercials during the week
do u need to sit down for this?
revealed: already lounging on sofa
me: did he just say bird flu?
revealed: cant sit up
i need to use that the next time i call in
i had the bird flu
revealed: why are they avoiding each other?
you cant have the bird flu! your bird can have the bird flu
me: cause he totally sperminated this other non important character
revealed: he's cute
me: first we thought she was faking it
but turns out the bitch is really sperminated
see i told u he is cute
revealed: yes yes
me: ooh uncomfortable confrontation
me: r u listening to this
he says when someone asks u out to drinks and a movie its a date
revealed: yes totally
no drinks for you then
me: u weren't asking me on a date right?
revealed: nuh uh nevah mentioned alcohol, missy
this is their father
revealed: the foppy jackass shoulda apologized
me: wilhelmina is trying to marry the budda
she wants to own mode
revealed: oooh flashback
me: don't u love it?
revealed: why is she dressed as the maid?
me: no no she's trying to be all motherly
revealed: very housewivesish
me: notiss the silver mini underneath
revealed: yeah thought she was being like slutty maid
rich slutty maid
me: oh and lady with lesbian hairstyle aiming for her forehead is the mother
me: original mother who killed former mistress
revealed: i say go mom
me: u get ads no
me: im tired
from bunking work all day?
me: hmm u think they'll show bm's fav commercial?
revealed: yeah i hear that can be very tiring
what is bm's fave one?
me: the depression one
revealed: that's her fave?
me: 'depression hurts'
revealed: why is that her fave?
me: i think
she mentioned it
in her therapy post
me: u dont?
but it was her last one before she left the blog world
i was traumatized
me: i read it over and over again
no u dont!
but i could
if i tried really hard
till my head hurt
me: dont u hate furniture store ads?
waste of time!
revealed: yeah totally
cos it reminds me that i dont have anything in my dining room
revealed: not a stick
me: which is okay
revealed: and they'll go for only 1200
and i'm like yeah! that's my salary
me: cause who ever uses the dining table?
unless u have visitors?
fact once we get a table we're going to miss the space
me: why r u getting a table?
revealed: so we can call people home for dinner
me: like who people?
me: you're students
revealed: go daniel
like grad school people
me: why r they all celebrating christmas?
revealed: were people too yknow
me: um sure
revealed: tradition, baba
me: but its october fool
revealed: the maid is marrying the dad?
revealed: dang it
me: were u not paying attention this whole time?
revealed: no no i wasnt
me: did her jail friend just say "lets go to italy"?
that was so random
like why italy?
well why not
italy's a place
people go there
me: why r these old people still here?
revealed: they're asleep
me: ooh the cops
revealed: everyone's in trouble
me: she always wears these cool alien inspired clothes
i like it
awww give him the chance
me: good god her flashbacks r so vague
revealed: no no
yells at sons
ooh i think nows the proposal
revealed: he isnt cute but he's cute
me: he's very cute
me: oh no!
revealed: he's not dhakkan
me: so he isnt really proposing
me: damn u random lady in the restaurant
revealed: burn again
hahahaha they tricked you
me: damn u fake ads
revealed: these damn tv people
me: they did!
revealed: sold their souls to the devil
me: playing with my head
revealed: we should do the mom thing
me: huh? wat?
wat mum thing?
revealed: and stand outside their windows
revealed: at least you can
and then i'll come and say
let's go to italy
only we cant cos i cant afford it
damn mom who can afford italy
me: u mean 'the ex wife with lesbian hairstyle who killed the ex mistress' thing
think it's very cool
and instead of italy
we could go to olive garden
i heart their tuscan garlic chicken
me: and their tiramisu
only they lie
revealed: yeah we could
olive garden rocks
me: that dessert has no alcohal in it
revealed: they dont lie!
this is why we should go to italy
revealed: bet the italians put real alcohol in their tiramisu
me: we could pour a couple of spoons
of our favourite alcohol onto it
revealed: tsk no! i will not compromise
me: let it soak it all in
revealed: i ask for tira misu i should get tiramisu no?
not fake AA tiramisu
stand up stand up
stand up for your rights
revealed: oooh housewives ad
me: dont u hate the new one?
shes so mean
hard as nails
me: and she wont share her recipes with poor bree
i love bree
i have no love for bree
me: and shes done somehting mean
revealed: or new york
but that's just me
me: to her daughter
like wiped out her memory
revealed: yeah! obviously
me: why dont u like bree?
revealed: bree's too orange
me: wat does new york have to do with it?
and by ny do u mean the place
or the reality tv star?
revealed: cos apparently tons of people have love for new york
me: she is not too orange
revealed: is so
me: no one does orange like bree
new yorks so cool
or they make it seem like that on tv
me: and in movies
we are talking reality tv?
me: and we all know how much i believe in the crap i watch on tv
no just any tv
revealed: i am talking reality tv
and i'm talking midget man
and big fake boobs
me: notiss how the contents of their fridge are so tricolour
me: ooh confrontation
kids gonna cry
he looks desi no?
they miss the father it seems
revealed: totally desi
it was an awww moment
me: he showed up in like all of two episodes
if i don't miss him they cant possibly miss him
me: i barely remember wat he looks like
wats with the music?
me: oh they're watching it?
revealed: yes yes keep up!
why wasn't he superman
way cuter than that other fool
he is awfully uncute
me: make up your mind will u
don't quit mode
we like u
revealed: but betty doesnt
oh she's back
me: ooh other option se says
me: ooh they're kissing
revealed: i have never kissed someone with braces on
me: where did that come from?
revealed: wonder how it feels
revealed: get a roommmm
me: well all u have to do is kiss someone sitting next to u in class tomorrow
me: where was the scene of him in his underwear
like from the ads
geek boy in undies?
revealed: omgg we should totally see dan in real life
me: did i miss it
hes so funneh
me: omg we did it
revealed: let's go saturday
me: we watched ugly betty while gtalking simultaneously
course we did!
and yayyyy (for dan plan)
me: i might be putting this on my blog
me: just fyi
revealed: blog fodder
revealed: i have no blog fodder
put it too
me: but see something like this
revealed: yeah maybe i will
me: is so not your blog
its totally my blog though
revealed: very true
very true again
revealed: this is new show?
you have seen? not yet started?
me: i need to go pee and find a snack before greys anatomy starts
me: i saw part of it
revealed: i need to cook
me: i have to go watch it online
have fun with that
this just proves that you dear reader will read just about anything.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
it is our duty as tv people to help the not so fortunate grad students in their quest to understand emmy winning television shows, namely ugly betty.
warning: long, banterful, a complete waste of time.