Sunday, October 28, 2007

How well do you know me?

On the 29th this blog turns ONE. To celebrate this joyous occasion we are having a how well do you know me quiz. Silent stalkers, this is your moment to shine. Answers will be posted in a few days and the top three winners will be announced. If only three people take part YOU WILL BE GUARANTEED A WIN! So go on, impress me. Of course there will be prizes. Maybe even a virtual hug.

You can email your answers to bengloorgirlindenver@gmail.com

p.s inaccurate but hysterical answers may still get points.



1. what former pet did i accidentally eat?

2. what tv show do celebrities have to appear on in order for me to fall in love with them?

3. where did i learn the gayatri mantra?

4. how many times have i been pulled over? bonus question [how many times has this lead to me getting a ticket?]

5. name the only two things i can cook

6. what do the creepy paintings in my house that occasionally switch places depict?

7. a fake version of this product can be purchased in shivaji nagar under the name 'iski maaki'. what is the name of the original product?

8. name two people who have been guest writers on this blog.

9. pick the odd one out. and no row/column. give me a name.



10. what was demanded in exchange for the boss' kidnapped stapler?

11. is karen a boy or a girl or are we still undecided on this matter?

12. what have i always wanted to name my gold fish? [clue: this is also partly the reason i've wanted a gold fish]

13. who said the following? "Ugh Pri, she is so weird. I mean i find it unbelievable that a girl her age has never been attracted to a guy. And it's not like she could be gay either. She doesn't have the imagination to be homosexual."

14. name a member of the band 'just nim ulsoor lake'

15. what is stalker shanmuga's real name?

16. who said the following?

On Shilpa Shetty's dancing - "Why she is shaking only one side? She will dislocate her hip."

On Karan Johar: "Aah i like this boy a lot. See so neatly he's come off. I want to have coffee with him."

On Akshaye Khanna: "Who is that chapraasi fellow next to Anil Kapoor?"

17. the only poem ever featured on this blog was a tribute to what chocolate?

18. what hilarious incident at the office led to the creation of this permanent notice?



19. true of false. rohan kurien is a terrible kisser.

20. what radio station does gay cousin who doesn't know he's gay yet listen to? what colour disco lights does he have in his car?

15 comments:

Broom said...

you ate your pet?!!!!!
was it a pet chocolate?

shub said...

hahahahahahahaa! iski maaki? I bet it's Issey Miyake?! hahahaha! I still can't get over it! :D

I can't wait to read answers. The ones I know, I'm lazy to type out, of course :P

gabriella said...

WoW! I know the answer to about 5 of these questions!! Cant u transalte all that Hindi into Engli?

gabriella said...

translate-that is...

Pri said...

@the broom: nope. it was a real live pet. it used to run around doing its thing until i ate it. sob.

@shub: do it!!

@gabby: fine ill judge u out of ten.
and that's not hindi fool!!!
i taught u better than that!

Rambodoc said...

1. what former pet did i accidentally eat?
A: A rabeat.

2. what tv show do celebrities have to appear on in order for me to fall in love with them?
A: 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'

3. where did i learn the gayatri mantra?
A: Gaya, tree under.

4. how many times have i been pulled over? bonus question [how many times has this lead to me getting a ticket?]
A: You get tickets after donning a pullover?

5. name the only two things i can cook
A: (Cool) Blogs and (Hot) dogs?

6. what do the creepy paintings in my house that occasionally switch places depict?
A: Alternating Current.

7. a fake version of this product can be purchased in shivaji nagar under the name 'iski maaki'. what is the name of the original product?
A: Milk of Human Kindness.

8. name two people who have been guest writers on this blog.
A: Two Chinese guys: Me No, and Hu Kay.

9. pick the odd one out. and no row/column. give me a name.
A: Bal Gandhadhar.

10. what was demanded in exchange for the boss' kidnapped stapler?
A: .

For more crazy answers, you will have to call me back.
:-)
(Hi and all that!)

Pri said...

@rambodac: i was gonna yell at u for posting your answers in the comment section instead of emailing me as was requested but then i changed my mind cause THESE ARE TERRIBLE ANSWERS!

and why
why why why have u linked to an article on piles?

nonsense person!

Carved Garnet said...

I'd get at least a 90 on that quiz. :)
I feel lethargic just thinking of the effort I have to put in to answer them long questions. Tee hee.

Ramsu said...
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Rambodoc said...

"inaccurate but hysterical answers may still get points"

This was supposed to be a funny take on your questions, though I understand this was my mistake.
The question on the stapler: the latest treatment for piles is with the stapler (one of my areas of work). The html code malfunctioned (as happens in some Blogger blogs), and I tried to re-post a comment that there was a mistake that has happened in other Blogger blogs before, but I simply couldn't log in to the comments section.
Thanks for your gracious welcome and admirable manners.
Sorry. Goodbye.

Pri said...

@rambodoc: omg i'm so sorry. for some reason i thought you were this guy.

now i feel like i yelled at my school principal. sorry. kindly kshamisi.

Rambodoc said...

Thanks for saying sorry. This was the first time I got abused in life and in a blog, so I guess I do owe you for giving me a first time experience of something.
:-)

Bikerdude said...

Hahahaha ditzy prikutty strikes again. Rambodoc, dont worry, she is being equal opportunity hater :P

Answers:
(1) Which pet did you eat? Plastic jar called Pearl

(2) Whom did you learn the Gayathree mantra from? Elton John, Rock Hudson and Versace

(3)Cook: Motte curry and curry patta chicken

(4)Guest writers: Gabby ammal and yours truly :)

(5) Odd man out: Ambareesha, cos he's the only person who can run sideways down 28 flights of stairs.

(19)Yes.

The Bride said...

Ok since you insist I am going to take and fail this quizz... because I know only three answers:

8) Gabby
11) undecided
16) your mum

Ok make that two-and-a-half answers

Karan said...

Ok, why can't we see Gabby's prifile/blog?