Sunday, September 02, 2007

and its september.....again

and i have had the most unfruitful 8 months in all my life. I didn't bother looking for a better job this year because i knew we were going to be moving soon. That 'soon' turned into 8 months and so really all i did this year was show up to work...whenever i woke up on time. there were plenty of days when i would wake up, look outside and go "nah" and go back to bed but first id call my boss and tell him i was sick and that i had been throwing up all morning. haa! i never throw up. i haven't thrown up since that jungle book movie released. i don't know why i remember this so clearly but the last time i threw up it was right outside Rex theatre on brigade road. I walked out of the movie hall, ran to the corner and threw up. I must've been like 8? 9? i think maybe i have forgotten how to throw up. alcohol makes me sleepy so no help there. and its not like i want to throw up. its just strange that i haven't for this long.

right so about this year it has been incredibly dull and i have been incredibly wasteful and im discovering more and more that i am kind of a loner and i like it a little too much. like today for example the highlight of my day was discovering this new mascara that works wonderfully. i think its maybelline, bright green on the outside. you should try it, if you're a girl.
or if you're a boy and you're into that. is very good.

oh guess who i get to meet tomorrow? random lady who tagged along for weekend trip. you might remember her from here and here. i talked to her i was made to talk to her on the phone yesterday and she goes "oh haloo my dear. so howa you lika tha housthon?"

mother is still opening boxes and everyday more and more dolls appear on the showcase [someone please give me another word for that word] and im afraid my house is going to look exactly like aunty's. nah mother doesn't have half as many dolls. i wonder what my house will look like when im all grown up. like for example will i really think its necessary to put curtains over the blinds? i mean the blinds work just fine. and will i have a table in the middle of the carpet in the living room with a scented candle on it that is not meant for use, just for display purposes. i wonder if i will yell at my daughter if she pulls the table so its close enough to put her chapstick, scrunchie, cell phone and water on. Oh wait, what daughter?

I had a leetle wine tonight. Can you tell? oh and i just bit into a strawberry. it was very sour. where are all the sweet strawberries?

i watched 'holiday' today at gay cousin who doesn't know he's gay yet's place. who else would rent 'holiday'? and when they first showed cameron diaz he turns to me and says "is this the girl who was dating justin?" and i was like "um yeah! that's cameron diaz dude". what boy doesn't know who cameron diaz is but knows and is apparently on first name basis with justin timberlake?

and then when kate winslet was on he was like "oh she's a good actress. have you seen little women?" and im like "ya but she wasn't in little women' and he's like "hmmm maybe that was someone else" and im like "um winona ryder" and he's like "oh yeah, thats right." like what boy especially a desi boy does not recognise the titanic girl? oh and when i showed mother cameron diaz's white pyjamas he turns around and goes "so pretty no? you should go to this cotton club place. they have the softest fabric there." if only he would come out already! it would be so much fun. i could tell mother "i told you so" and i could watch my uncle faint and i could laugh inappropriately at awkward family gatherings. do it already! just do it. im thinking that i should one day get him really drunk and then make him spit it out. yes i think i will do that. and now i think i will have another strawberry.

17 comments:

shub said...

Totally convinced, Pri!
you must fix up gay cousin who doesn't know he's gay yet with a nice boy!!! And he'll thank you for it!

prototypeno89 said...

Well i thought you said you would call him gaysin. anyways today sounds good and whisky has a very high alcohol content, but since he is gay, maybe he wont like it. next stop vodka or even rum! ok, just about anything, can u record this or something? audio would do.

Karan said...

You know whiskey has all the minerals the body requires?
(Wattay sexy excuse no?)

Also, to puke - watch that Travel and Living show where the host catches, kills, minces and eats raw reindeer and pig dick (the pig was eaten with mustard for some reason) and of course how he drinks reindeer blood. But he isn't allowed to puke because he's on tv - so he just eats it.

Arun said...

I was mighty sure that some proofs will appear in the days to come; there it is.. :)

Broom said...

Thank God you're not my cousin!!!
:)

once again said...

maybe gay cousin who doesn't know he's gay yet doesn't want you to know he's gay [yet], no ?

:-)

Janefield said...

lol! more stories on him pls!! :)))

rj said...

he he he... poor little cousin of yours man...

errr... does he not read your blog?
he must.. say what?

gbg said...

i am a boy. and i like mascaras. i like them so much i hide it from everyone else in a place where only i can keep it safely. sometimes random dudes try to remove it from the safe hidden place, but i catfight them.

the mascara is hidden up my @$$.

-gbg

rads said...

lol, ok, shall try that mascara, though I wonder if the green wud show up on brown skin. hmm...

You should make that cuz watch 'will and grace' reruns on TBS after 9 pm est. That should quicken the coming :)

Preeth said...

even 'one moment - nothing happened.next moment - nothing continued to happen' kinda days are fun in Pri's world :)

Pri said...

@arun: wat are u talking about?

Pri said...

@once again: but why? we all know how much i like gay people.

Pri said...

@brrom: heeee yeah you got lucky. you have nice cousins no? or at least one nice one.

Pri said...

@rads: no no silly. the mascara's not green, just the tube it comes in.

@preeth: awww. why r u being all nice wat do u want? spit it out.

@gbg: thank you for sharing.

@rj: he doesn't know i write a blog although if he does stumble upon this one it wont take him long to figure things out.

rebel said...

Isnt gaysin getting older.. You should look for a nice boy for him.. Tell aunty.. and put profile up on Shaadi.com

Sulicious said...

Wonder what Gaysin is writing about you on his blog ? :) Interesting.