Name: Bahadur
Occupation: Traffic coordinator par excellence - Airlines Hotel, Bangalore
Sexual orientation: Bi-curious
Hobbies: Has been known to dig crotch in public during daytime; key lota player in Tivoli's night time band called Just nim Ulsoor lake
Favourite tagline: Reach out and touch someone
Chief activity: Controlling the parking situation in the three main sections of Airlines Hotel namely:
1)Lovers & Dowwers section
2) Family & Friends section
3) Narcotic dealers/politicians/pimps and ho's section
so as to prevent persons in one section from mixing with another section.
Friends: Astrologer swami and Assistant waiters
Services: 1) Will do sholam shaab on request
2) Will locate waiters and direct them towards your car
3) Will locate assistant waiters and instruct them to remove glass lotas and chutney/sambhar cups from on top of your car now that you have decided to exit the premises.
4) Will prevent random parkers [who like to make use of Airlines Hotel's free parking while choosing to hang out in Java city, Bangalore club etc] from illegally parking on the premises.
5)Will blow whistle magnificently whilst providing splendid reversing instructions
Occupation: Traffic coordinator par excellence - Airlines Hotel, Bangalore
Sexual orientation: Bi-curious
Hobbies: Has been known to dig crotch in public during daytime; key lota player in Tivoli's night time band called Just nim Ulsoor lake
Favourite tagline: Reach out and touch someone
Chief activity: Controlling the parking situation in the three main sections of Airlines Hotel namely:
1)Lovers & Dowwers section
2) Family & Friends section
3) Narcotic dealers/politicians/pimps and ho's section
so as to prevent persons in one section from mixing with another section.
Friends: Astrologer swami and Assistant waiters
Services: 1) Will do sholam shaab on request
2) Will locate waiters and direct them towards your car
3) Will locate assistant waiters and instruct them to remove glass lotas and chutney/sambhar cups from on top of your car now that you have decided to exit the premises.
4) Will prevent random parkers [who like to make use of Airlines Hotel's free parking while choosing to hang out in Java city, Bangalore club etc] from illegally parking on the premises.
5)Will blow whistle magnificently whilst providing splendid reversing instructions
10 comments:
U invited us all from TGFI's blog, right? ;):P
Btw, I wanna see this Bahadur guy.. foto pls... :D
Yes you have come to the right place. This is the new crib for T_G_F_I's annonymous
Ewesless fellow he is. A crow pooped in my tea just as the waiter brought it and he blew his whistle at the crow.
He IS rather touchy feely now that you mention it!
if u look at it.. he has the skills of a air traffic controller
i heard that he is going to srilanka to play in the rock band.. lankan park
he he! i'm gonna look at him in a new light now.
Boss, youre coming to Aerosmitha concertaa?
Pri said...
Boss aeroplane ticket kalstheera?
Nimige free concert ticket + free date! Enantheera?
Bikerdude said...
Where y'all went men? I thought some Kyatsandra Kormangla you will be sitting.
Hows this for an idea: I'll watch the concert myself and tell you all about it ok? ok.
Damn, u r funny, alright!!!...take this for the next 100 hundred posts here that i am gonna devour (that is if I can keep my attention span going)...and yup, u inspired me to do a series on Delhi bus conductors (disclaimer: inspiration doesn't exactly mean i will do it, blame it on attention span + motivation issues...only i think, they were 'curiously bi' (...though i would have to take a gal's perspective on this)....and of course the "young man-eating/assaulting aunties' would be another perennial favorite
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