The usual Gtalk banter

Kavya: Ooh Pri did u know that Soupie's analysis shows that Coorgi boy has a girl friend?

priya: heeeeeeee
her analysis???
she's such a stalker!

Kavya: ya
she's obsessed..

priya: the other day she was telling me how Coorgi boy's sister or aunt or someone just left the country...all this just from his orkut scrapbook!

Kavya: u know how she can be when she's in love............
now she also knows where he works and hangs out

priya: oh by the by can u believe how close her chances were of meeeting Yuvi?

Kavya: omg yessssssssssss

priya: imagine if B had invited Yuvi over also to eat the prawn curry with potatoes and chicken [wat the hell kind of curry is that by the by?] at his place...

Kavya: My theory is that think B "loves" soupie
and he purposely saw to it that she didnt meet Yuvi

priya: hmmmm....after the meal Yuvi and Soupa could've gone to the balcony and made Yamraj
while B did the dishes....

Kavya: ess de reason why i think B hasnt told her is cause he wants to follow tamil muvi style

priya: heeeeeeeeeeeee

Kavya: he's going to tell her he loves her and wants to marry her

priya: she knows where who hangs out and works?
Coorgi boy?

Kavya: and then he's gonna attempt to hold her hand

priya: is he in the london sides?

Kavya: ess

Kavya: Coorgi boy no2
ess ess
no1 is in ur side

priya: thu theyre so ugly

Kavya: i lik no1

priya: not like my boy paah!

Kavya: not no2
oki which one of urs??

priya: no no
from my list of cute boys on orkut
Appanna Chetranda

Kavya: but urs is not true love like hers....
heheheh

priya: sure it is!

Kavya: u dont stalk

priya: i do too!
Remember V?

Kavya: umm hehhehe ess ess

priya: and arjuna ranatunga or watever the fuk his name was
heeeeeeeee

Kavya: maybe ur not that in love

priya: i am too!

Kavya: oooooooooooooooooo now someone's angry

priya: i do what is called mulitiscoping

Kavya: heheh
and im de pedo
all de boys i see are considerably enger

priya: the pedo?
heeeeeeeeee
thuuuuuuuuuu
u know im so putting this on my blog

Kavya: wat to do....i like boyish charm
noooooooooooooo

priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kavya: Dont!!!!!!!!!

priya: now i totally am
esp after the boyish charm comment

Kavya: bitch dont spoil my reputation

priya: oho!
what reputation?

Kavya: ppl will stop introducing me to their younger brothers

priya: who reads my blog apart from u and soupie?

Kavya: hellloooooooooo
half de world does

priya: oho
i wish!

Kavya: atleast 1 person from each continent

priya: thats true
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
thats 7 people
although i doubt people on/in Antartica have access to the internet

Kavya: ppl in antartica have better things to do pri... like catching whales

priya: um sure
whales?

Kavya: yeahhhhh
to eat them

priya: someones been watching their national geographic
or animal planet...

Kavya: who doesnt know that???
wait. r there ppl living in Antartica???

priya: i dont know
i hear its too cold.

Kavya: isnt it uninhabited???

priya: like in england
and colorado

Kavya: no no its supposed to be worse

priya: u live in singapore
u dont know!

Kavya: well i sometimes feel cold too

priya: oho! like where? in the air conditoned bus you take to get on the air conditioned train to go to the air conditioned mall?

Kavya: i can go to eski bar... where its below 0 degress


This is where Karen appears: Now i have two gtalk windows open and im very confused.


karan: So i was telling you about the picture of me on the horse
my parents thought it would be a cool idea

priya: yeah its amazing wat parents think will make for good pics no?
i have a pic of me on a mettalic horse
copper or something
in the hot sun
im yelling cause the bloody thing was so hot

karan: bwahahahahahhaa

priya: not funny

karan: were u the type who was scared of the KidsKemp cartoon characters dancing outside?

priya: and i was wearing shorts or something.
heeeeeeeeee
no no
but Soupie once slapped a santa outside one such shop

karan: or the kids who were scared of the coin horse and car in airlines?

priya: it tried to fondle her i think

karan: bwahahahaha
why?

priya: i cant remember too clearly

karan: holy shit. a santa?

priya: yeah
she is the fondeling sort though
i mean she is fondlable


At this point Kb thinks im ignoring her and she gets all mad


Kavya: Pri! Are u to be ignoring me? Who r u talking to? I need tatoo advice

priya: No no. go on

Kavya: i want to get a tattoo on my feet
a little one

priya: on ure feet? as in both feet?

Kavya: no no
just a small one below my little toe

priya: WAT??

priya: BELOW URE TOW?

Kavya: tell me wat to get
i want it not more than 1cm by 1cm

priya: an ant?
no. wats super tiny?
an amoeba?

Kavya: Huh? oki this is something i have to keep staring at for de rest of my life

priya: or u could just wear closed shoes...


Karen now announces it is going to lunch!

Karan: K, im going to lunch

priya: k, wats the menu?

karan: sindhi curry chawal with took

priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
took?
now wtf would took be?

karan: tiki/alu tiki.
u like?
you've never had sindhi curry chawal?

priya: i lowwwwwwwwwwww aloo tiki
its the only chaat items i am lowwing

karani: it 's not the chaat alu tikki types.
little different

priya: k
Karen i love that ure so sindhi!

karan: and i hate the 'chaat items' phrase.

priya: tell me more abt ure sindhi life next time ok?

karan: i'm not so sindhi.
trust me.

priya: in fact u should totally write about ure sindhiness for my blog
pls pls pls
does your family own a honda city?
pls say yes

karan: yes.
bwahahaha

priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
omg!

karan: but so does everyone else.

priya: perfect
do u have relatives in usa?
as in Ullasnagar Sindhi Assosication?

karan: but the sindhi-honda city relation is not like the maadu-reliance phone relation

priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


*KB would like me to add a disclaimer here that she is not in fact a pedo. There. You Happy?*