Monday, November 27, 2006

I hate...(List #1)

I hate people who say the obvious, I’d rather u stay silent than say something so bloody obvious.
I hate diet talk, people who have nothing else to talk about than the latest diet they’re on...especially when it doesn't quite look like it’s been working on them.
I hate fake accents. I realise after living in a place for a while you can’t help but pick up some sort of an accent, but the really fake ones are obvious. So don’t do it. You sound incredibly stupid.
I hate it when my computer automatically changes my s’s to z’s. It’s not my fault if you’ve been programmed to spell wrong.
I hate it when it looks all sunny and you walk out and it’s freezing cold.
I hate public displays of affection. I know I sound like the Shiv Sena but honestly is it really necessary to make out when you’re waiting in line at the post office? And I’m not talking about the quick hug or peck on the cheek no no, I’m talking about the excessive rubbing and kissing complete with sound effects.
I hate desi wives who affectionately call their husbands ‘honey jaan’. WTF?
I hate the guy at the Indian store who feels it is his duty to inform me of the latest Himesh Reshamiya album. “Madame, Killer, Gangster, Murder… verrry nice. Mast songs”
I hate people who mispronounce ‘career’… “I’ve heard it’s a good ‘curry er’ option.” Ughh!!!
I hate people who ask you a question and then give you options to choose from. What is this? KBC? "So did you have a good thanksgiving? Cooked a big meal huh? Had lots of people over? or did you go to someones place? Oh wait, do you even celebrate Thanksgiving? They don't celebrate it in India do they?" Why do people assume it's one of the above? I mean maybe i celebrated Thanksgiving at the roadside dumpster, or maybe i ordered a pizza and watched tv at home, maybe i fasted and meditated all day. Maybe i'm vegetarian and i think killing turkeys is a horrible thing to do. Those weren't on the list! I mean how do you have a conversation with such people?
I hate people who smell. You don’t have to take a bath if you don’t want to but do something about that smell. It’s unfair to the rest of us… especially the ones with super sensitive noses.
I hate Greg Chappell [just thought I’d throw that one in there]
I hate it when people ask me what I’m gonna do with my degree. What makes you think I know?
I hate people with the over sized sun glasses. If it covers more than 60% of your face or makes you look like a mosquito, or both, don’t do it. This does not mean you should go with the really dark just enough to cover your eye ball look either. If you have terrible taste get someone else's opinion, and no don’t ask your ‘honey jaan’.

3 comments:

Aditi Bhagwat said...

Hey u have a cute blog. Liked this one esp. keep up the good work. :)

sid said...

hu ever the gal is she's stupid..." keep up the good work" yeah.. ur the new mother teresa. n hey.... in ur list, u din include ppl hu keep whining all the time. and what bout extensively negetive ppl. oh and how bout those hu have an opinion on everything and judge everything???

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

I hate people with the over sized sun glasses. If it covers more than 60% of your face or makes you look like a mosquito, or both, don’t do it. This does not mean you should go with the really dark just enough to cover your eye ball look either. If you have terrible taste get someone else's opinion, and no don’t ask your ‘honey jaan’.

ROFL!! and what happened to sid here?