Aerosmith [post concert bitching]

So the Aerosmith concert just got over. I didn't go. BD was supposed to send me tickets to fly to Bangalore but those never arrived :(

Anyway these are the first reactions courtesy Karen.

karan: hi
priya: karen!
enri?
karan: i just came from the concert
it sucked
priya: wat???
really?
karan: yeah they sang ALL unknown songs
priya: huh?
bwahahahaha
karan: They didn't sing their best songs
sadistic bastards
priya: oho! karen how many aerosmith songs do u know apart from 'pink' and 'dont wanna miss a thing'?
karan: they didn't sing Janie's got a gun
quite a few...
they didn't sing Crazy
priya: how was the crowd?
karan: they crowd was so irritated
priya: how much were the tickets?
heeeee
karan: 1800/-
priya: how many people were there?
omg
karan: lots
what a rip off no?
priya: yes
so sad
heeeeee
karan: and they got off stage before 10
and steve tyler kept saying "namaste" like a bitch about a million times which pissed me off even more
priya: bwhahahahaha
wow wat a disaster
ask for a refund
karan: yeah people were doing that there
oh, also we saw "celebs" in the crowd
Sunita Rao - she was so bored.. she walked out
but yeah, she looked nice
but she's aunty types
"Pari hoon main... Mujhe na choona" girl
priya: sunita rao looked nicee??
i love pari hoon main
karan: yeah, she didn't look like a bhoot.
priya: omg i have got to make RBR search for that song for me
karan: she generally looks like a bhoot
priya: heeeeeeee
karan: i think i have that song.
priya: with her snake bindi
and her snake hair
priya: u do? karen send no
i havent heard that song in soooooooooooooooooooooooo long
karan: we were so tempted to ask her from where she makes money now
priya: bwahahahahaha
y didnt u?
karan: coz she was with a gym boy man
he had BIG biceps
priya: karen why have u sent me this forward about finding this kid? who is she and why is she so important? even david fuckin bekham is looking for her! i mean there are other missing kids too.
karan: ohh
i sent for spam value
also, we saw the band of boys who were like losers
priya: band of boys? bwahahahaha
they're all failed tv actors no?
spam value anthe!
bitch send me the song
karan: yeah, they came in front of the NDTV camera and started singing their songs.
priya: that one boy used to be in kanyadaan - this serial i used to watch on sony. it was nice
priya: omg was vijay mallya there too ?
in his special box?
karan: 'coz they didn't get to go in the VIP stand
i don't know
priya: when we'd gone to watch enrique [can u believe we went to watch enrique?] mallya was there
in this special vip enclosed section
while we had to stand with smelly people falling all over us
i remember that concert because i had just finished my viva for my lame project that same morning
this was final yr degree
i was the girl yelling "i had more fun at my freakin viva mr iglesias"
there were so many boys shouting "we love u enrique..."
we liked to mispronouce enrique. we liked to call him "enreek"
did u see any other celebs?
upendra? bengloor models? rjs?
karan: oh, nikhil chinnappa
another attention seeker
priya: k
i cant stand him
i could never watch mtv when my dad was in the same room cause chinappa would always say something perverted
karan: oh, but I hoped to see Pashmina Barker
I think she's hot
We went for Nikhil's sisters wedding and Pashmina was there in a low waist sari
aah...bliss
priya: who wears a sari to a concert?
karan: thu, no for wedding
priya: who's wedding betch?
karan: she wore low waist sari with bikini blouse
priya: oh heeee i must've missed that sentence
dont yell betch


And then there was Irbaz

Ir: ola
priya: enri?
how was the concert?
Ir: i didnt go, i cudnt be asked to stand in dust, sweat, with sticky gay lads
priya: heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ir: wud u go to the concert?
priya: sure i would
i'd go to any concert
i went to enrique
i went to bryan adams [not the second one]
i went to europhia
Ir: when he came with anna? i went to both bryan adams
priya: anna? like big brother? he only has a younger brother i think. he had this lame single. remember? the video was shot on some bus. wat's his name? oh julio iglesias jr i think
i went to this radio city 'search for the next big rock band' concert
i went to see antaragni
i love antaragni
Ir: oh they sing jingles now
priya: heeeeeee
really? so sad
there was this "mysore se aayi woh" song that i loved
Ir: hehe yeh
priya: that main singer's voice is so nice..

p.s Since the last post was about trees i have to show you this picture. I pass this tree every day and i giggle like a 12 year old because i think it looks like THE FINGER. So today i stopped and took a picture.

Also i'd like to dedicate what the tree represents to Aerosmith since they dissapointed Karen [and i'm sure all my other Bangaloreans] so much.