noopy survived! oh thank god! don't you ever ever do that to us again you crazy fool! who picks 'beat it'? gahhhhh! i had to bring out the rosary tonight. the last time i did that was before the hurricane and before that it has only been used at the end of very close cricket matches. talking about cricket matches we just won a series in new zealand. what?? what's even more shocking is they're scoring over 300 runs and that's just each side individually. remember the last time and the time before that? i remember this one series where whoever won the toss won the match. it was like you win the toss, you choose to bowl. the other team is out for just over 100. you bat. the pitch has dried up just a teeny bit and you manage to reach the target. but barely. this was how every match went. and we lost more tosses than we won. anyway go team and go sehwag! and sachin don't be saying things that suggest dada's team wasn't the bestest ever.
anyway back to idol. i was such a tv whore last night. i watched the show and i had my phones ready to dial. i was under the impression that you could only vote one time from one line. so not true! you can vote as many times as you want and it's free. so i had my cordless phone in one hand and my cell phone [which is free after 9 pm which is perfect cause that's when the voting starts] in the other hand and i hit redial and redial and redial while i chatted with mother and watched the news. i took breaks to get refreshments and to avoid carpel tunnel syndrome and then i got back to hitting redial. i have no idea how many votes i contributed to they were all worth it baby! wooooohooooooo! ooh and this morning i was obsessively checking anoop dog fan websites [yes there are plenty] and they were all pointing to the dialidol website which predicts the results based on which contestant's phone lines had the busiest signals or something. i don't know but apparently they have had great success rates the past seasons and they were all saying that he was in the top 5 but when they called him on stage with jorge [paapa so sad] i was like oh god the website was all wrong but the thing is they never said that anoop and jorge were the bottom two. even with jasmine and that corkey girl [you know, the one with the one move and the adorableness] they never said that they were the bottom two. i'm thinking they just pick whomever the hell they want, probably the one that got the worst comments from the judges and the one person with the lowest votes and they bring them both on stage to build the tension. like if nunez was up there today with someone who had sung well but didn't have a big fan base [like the redhead whom i love by the way] of course the judges would have saved her. ooh that's the new twist by the by which i think is cool. but by putting anoop in there with him it was tense cause they both had bad comments and there was no way the judges would have saved anoop again. its not really fair but it almost like he's used up his one life even before they came up with this new rule. see how into this i am? super lame i know but i'm in lurrrrve and next week the boy better kill it.
p.s. did you see last night when they were showing his intro video with his parents and they showed baby pictures of him wearing a baby kurta and waist coat! my mum and me both went awwwwwwwww.
p.p.s. how awful did kanye sound tonight? see anyone can have a bad night. at least anoop looked cute. they spiked his hair a little and everything. kanye was wearing denim on denim with some type of towel falling out of his back pocket!
i have bits of an online conversation that i had a few minutes ago with a fellow blogger on the same subject that im wanting to post but said person is absconding even though their gtalk icon is suspiciously orange and i need their permission to post such a conversation so come back person before i go to sleep.
ooh in the meantime while i was anooping with said blogger another blogger who also happened on be online [what are the chances? god we're so lame] and me were having a simultaneous conversation, some of which i will now copy paste.
S: what are you watching?
me: im typinganyway back to idol. i was such a tv whore last night. i watched the show and i had my phones ready to dial. i was under the impression that you could only vote one time from one line. so not true! you can vote as many times as you want and it's free. so i had my cordless phone in one hand and my cell phone [which is free after 9 pm which is perfect cause that's when the voting starts] in the other hand and i hit redial and redial and redial while i chatted with mother and watched the news. i took breaks to get refreshments and to avoid carpel tunnel syndrome and then i got back to hitting redial. i have no idea how many votes i contributed to they were all worth it baby! wooooohooooooo! ooh and this morning i was obsessively checking anoop dog fan websites [yes there are plenty] and they were all pointing to the dialidol website which predicts the results based on which contestant's phone lines had the busiest signals or something. i don't know but apparently they have had great success rates the past seasons and they were all saying that he was in the top 5 but when they called him on stage with jorge [paapa so sad] i was like oh god the website was all wrong but the thing is they never said that anoop and jorge were the bottom two. even with jasmine and that corkey girl [you know, the one with the one move and the adorableness] they never said that they were the bottom two. i'm thinking they just pick whomever the hell they want, probably the one that got the worst comments from the judges and the one person with the lowest votes and they bring them both on stage to build the tension. like if nunez was up there today with someone who had sung well but didn't have a big fan base [like the redhead whom i love by the way] of course the judges would have saved her. ooh that's the new twist by the by which i think is cool. but by putting anoop in there with him it was tense cause they both had bad comments and there was no way the judges would have saved anoop again. its not really fair but it almost like he's used up his one life even before they came up with this new rule. see how into this i am? super lame i know but i'm in lurrrrve and next week the boy better kill it.
p.s. did you see last night when they were showing his intro video with his parents and they showed baby pictures of him wearing a baby kurta and waist coat! my mum and me both went awwwwwwwww.
p.p.s. how awful did kanye sound tonight? see anyone can have a bad night. at least anoop looked cute. they spiked his hair a little and everything. kanye was wearing denim on denim with some type of towel falling out of his back pocket!
i have bits of an online conversation that i had a few minutes ago with a fellow blogger on the same subject that im wanting to post but said person is absconding even though their gtalk icon is suspiciously orange and i need their permission to post such a conversation so come back person before i go to sleep.
ooh in the meantime while i was anooping with said blogger another blogger who also happened on be online [what are the chances? god we're so lame] and me were having a simultaneous conversation, some of which i will now copy paste.
S: what are you watching?
a blog post
about anoop dog
sigh
S: o
me: american idol
S: he got quit
me: too mainstream for u
he got wat?
S: as in did he get voted out
me: no bitch
dont say that
i wouldn't be this upbeat if he had
S: dude
me: and u would have sensed it immediately
S: k
me: because i would've upped the sarcasm in this conversation
S: no kidding, really?
me: yes
i have a massive tv crush on him
me and everyone else
u gotta watch
S: what's so great abt him?
S: so the new word for popular ugly people is dork appeal
me: he is so not ugly
S: ok
me: dork = geek but cutish
like so and so could be cute if only they weren't so awkward and had a mini makeover
S: isnt this a singing show? just making sure
me: a desi boy example would be if so and so would stop tucking in his shirt and remove his yennefied side parting he would be cute
oh he can sing!
this is no sanjaya
S: then why does side, center parting matter
me: uff i was just giving example to u
so u dont confuse dorky with ugly
ooh permission granted from original blogger aka dulhanjee.
me: he made it!
itsacharade: i knowooh permission granted from original blogger aka dulhanjee.
me: he made it!
but stupid simon crucified him last night
he was wearing nice clothes also
thanks to stylist and there's less hair
they fixed his hair though
yes
and green tie
did not notice the gaps
i was just writing a post on the show
i voted like a crazy person
shocking!
all the cool ppl that is
ess
seriously
maybe i'm adopted
and you're catholic?
ooh maybe
so we couldn't be twins
hmmm
ooh u should totally watch nick and norah's infinite playlist
like 6 months after they came out
i did not enjoy it as much as everyone else
oh
ok i haven't watched it yet
who is isla fisher
who is married to BORAT of all ppl
what's the point of having two of them
and i said we're anooping
ok sorry
ull see
not mean
just um blunt
sorry sorry
when does it come on for u?
yes
when his words were coming out in spanglish
omg me too
ull read my post
but sometimes shes just bsing
which is a commendable pursuit an all
do you think the glow is real? or makeup?
that lil bows or watever was glowing too yesterday
all pink
and coraly
whoever the stylist is... can only dress boys
wat's so great? yeah so his job is kinda depressing and he has an offspring who comes on the show with posters saying vote for my daddy but who cares?
itsacharade: i liek danny... sadly
and also the oil rigger...
because he's cute
he's large
but cute
i also like the blind boy
though i hated him yesterday
i don't really like any of the girls
me: blind boy
can sing
was bad yesterday
itsacharade: yeah he was no?
me: but he can sing
heh
itsacharade: and he had a really fixed smile on face poor thing
me: they're scared to be mean to him though
not simon
heh
itsacharade: but he can sing
i knowww
i HATE it when kara goes "i'd really like to see you with your instrument
me: ooh when anoop got through to top 13
and all the contestants came running onto the stage
they left the blind guy by himself
he was standing there all alone clapping
itsacharade: nooo
me: but facing the right direction
heh
itsacharade: hahaha
noo... i thought his brother person brought him
me: i know the instrument thing makes me think of perverted things
itsacharade: worse, yesterday paula goes: it's so wonderful to see your instrument at your fingertips or some such
me: bwahahahaa
itsacharade: at least they're not saying organ
me: oh god
yes
itsacharade: the sad thing was, when he finally got his "instrument" he wasn't so mindblowing
poor thing
me: i know. hehe.
itsacharade: i just knew that was going to happen
me: but during hollywood week or something he was really good
itsacharade: performance anxiety
me: he sang this one song
itsacharade: in the video clip
did he have his "instrument" then?
me: yes
and he was awesome
im sure he has it on youtube
itsacharade: yeah he is generally awesome
me: oh and this is horrible and not funny but i have to tell u
itsacharade: i'll try not to laugh
me: on the tv guide channel they have fans send in questions to ask the idols
so the q was wat would be like your dream round on idol
so whore hey was like latin round
and red haired rocker chick was like alternative week
itsacharade: ouff
me: and gay boy with brilliant voice was like musical drama rock or something
and then the blind boy was like i would like to see...
and then they paused
and i was like omg
itsacharade: noooo
me: so mean
and he was like um i would like to see so and so round
and i was like bwhahahahaha
itsacharade: haha you're evil
me: isnt that just terrible
itsacharade: they did NOT pause
me: okay in my head
they paused for like 8 seconds
itsacharade: could be though
me: long enough for me to think such things
itsacharade: i hate how every contestant is trying to seem poor
liek
"we didn't have much growing up"
me: bwhahahah
yes
itsacharade: why don't they get some paris hilton types
me: thats why i hate the oil rigger guy
also danny go pee has not only a dead wife
but also he is head chuch choir boy or something
itsacharade: nooo i missed that
me: so all them church ppl have his back
poor anoop
itsacharade: oh yeah, he loves church music he kept saying
me: all he has are his adorable really really old parents
heh
ok im going to stop
itsacharade: aww they're not so old
me: or im going straight to hell
itsacharade: they're presentable actually
me: they're adorable
actually
itsacharade: yeah his mum hugged him
me: heh
itsacharade: i'm like oooh indian parents hugging their kids
me: have u seen his youtube vidoes
with his college band
itsacharade: nopes
me: him in a bowtie
youtube him fool
tons of videos
itsacharade: hahaha poor thing
me: thats why hes so popular
itsacharade: i must i must
me: ppl expect him to sing like that
itsacharade: is he? i thought we were his only fan club
me: dude no
everyone loves him
itsacharade: though he did get 14,000 something votes
me: do u not read the internet ?
itsacharade: 14 million
whatever
me: 14 m is too much
33 m was total votes cast
itsacharade: no no, my scope is too limited
me: aah
heh
google news
uff
itsacharade: haha ok then... see numbers mean nothing
me: hes popular
his college crowd
desi ppl
itsacharade: also, he lost out to danny by a small margin
me: and everyone else who is just like omg hes so cute
itsacharade: so my thinking was he HAS to be in the wild card
me: everyone says hes likable
yes
and they said it was the easiest choice
itsacharade: but then yesterday, simon kind of made out like he was the last choice
me: maybe thats why i hate danny
cause anoop lost out to him
itsacharade: the 13th... as if they hadn't just done that for shock value
2 comments:
OMG, you are totally high on anooping aren't you?
I think that series was Ind-WI series where everyone was chasing 300 like it was 100. And once 'nooping ends, we demand more cricket posts. Just because Dada went off, you stop ah? It's been so long.
And you suggest S American Idol? Hahahaha, what would metal dumb heads would do watching popish Idol? Well, but sure, must be hilarious for after show conversations like that!
aggravated noopsession.
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