it's time for a gtalk talk post. warning: all gtalk talk posts are extremely silly.

Siddharth's new status message - I wish I could live in the dream that I fly on tarred & feathered wings 12:36 AM

me: wtf does that mean?

me: why tarred and feathered?

why not tarred and glittered?

Siddharth: you don't know tarred and feathered aa?

me: no

Siddharth: in the olden days if you were accused of something

me: they cut your head off yes?

Siddharth: they would put a vat of tar on you and then put feathers and make you go around the city

AND THEN cut your head off

me: dont lie. they didnt have tar back then

they didn't have roads

me: u know when ppl say india zindabad

pakistan murdabad

i always get confused

Siddharth: yes

me: if they say zindabad it's good

and if they say murdabad it's bad no?
Siddharth: good doubt

me: good doubt it seems

Siddharth: you know

i didn't know what dhedh and dhai difference was

i kept getting confused

and then one movie released called dhai akshar prem ke

and i knew there were two and a half letters in the hindi prem

so that's how i know

me: omfg

dhai akshar prem ke

is also how i learnt that they have special words for half numbers

Siddharth: im glad you are my pgf

me: first of all their whole numbers are so hard

like in normal languages if u know 1 to 19

Siddharth: i dont know after 25

Siddharth: yes yes

me: and then 20 30 40 etc u can do the rest

Siddharth: yes yes

me: but in hindi it's so random

Siddharth: exactly

i know ninyanave

because it's always ek sow ninyanave

isn't that the coolest word?

ninyanave

me: i know shoonya

because on that surabhi show on dd

remember with renuka shahane?

she used to read the postal address

Siddharth: heheheehe

i know
you know what decimal point is?

me: and it had so many shoonyas in it

Siddharth: i know

decimal is dhashamlau

because temperature in chennai is always chaalees dhasamlau nou

me: heh

paapa chennai peoples

Siddharth: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wn___Ao8fQ4/SMXDmN6oDsI/AAAAAAAAAQE/jc9wK8Cgavc/s1600-h/P1010144.JPG

me: hehe. i know

Siddharth: are you shitting me?

me: i'm sure they looked less cheap greeting card in person

me: tell me abt zindabad murdabad

u know the diff?

Siddharth: murd sounds like murder

and zinda means living
does that help?
me: yes yes
Pri's new status message - 'lehman brothers murdabad tiwari brothers zindabad' 1:13 AM
Siddarth: who are the lehman brothers?
me: nobody

after today

muahahahaa

p.s. no offense meant to blogger linked. the flowers you pick don't make you who you are.