i just found out this lame ass woman won a bunch of money in our inter office photo contest. the winning picture is of her 5 year old eating watermelon. the kid isnt particularly good looking or anything, plus you can totally tell she's fake posing. i feel robbed even though i never entered the stupid contest.
in other news this incredibly happy man with giant manboobs just said to me "i had an easy subtraction error this morning so obviously im all like woo hoooo." i have no idea what the fool was talking about and i was definitely not going to ask so i made my half second laughing noise and he left. yeah. super weird.
you take care now blaudience while i get back to my fascinating life where i sit around dreaming about my upcoming vacation. 2 weeks to go bitch. woo hoo!
also my comic discovery of the month from this season's last comic standing [and no it's not papa cj the token desi on the show who might be funny if he would quit singing all of his jokes] is this fool - paul foot. youtube him.
in other news this incredibly happy man with giant manboobs just said to me "i had an easy subtraction error this morning so obviously im all like woo hoooo." i have no idea what the fool was talking about and i was definitely not going to ask so i made my half second laughing noise and he left. yeah. super weird.
you take care now blaudience while i get back to my fascinating life where i sit around dreaming about my upcoming vacation. 2 weeks to go bitch. woo hoo!
also my comic discovery of the month from this season's last comic standing [and no it's not papa cj the token desi on the show who might be funny if he would quit singing all of his jokes] is this fool - paul foot. youtube him.
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I hope you don't forget to wish Paul Foot on his birthing day.
Giant manboobs guy made sarcastic comment. I think.
of course not. in fact i will be sending him a lovely damp cake just for the occasion.
At least you don't have fellow countrymen stop by your cube to snag free coffee (premium roast!), green tea, doritos, hot sauce and or use the microwave (showing off - sorry). Well, maybe mooching off fine but must they talk, must they ask me when I'm going back to India again, what I'm doing for the weekend, if I have adequate female company for it (WTF!). Or why must the natives discuss their kids' soccer practice, better halves' therapy issues (!), their dogs' bowel movements in such elaborate detail?
hump day stories???
fake posing for the photo... hahaha...
Pri have you heard of this stand-up dude called Shyam Kumar? Performs in Madras and Bangalore.
do all these office folks know that you rant so much about them on your blog? LOL ..
nice to read your blog.. im all pepped up !
hmmm....inorder to win that photo contest it is imperitive you:
1. Take photos, and
2. Enter the said photo for the said contest.....hehehe
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