dude penguins are fat

so the fool was on vacation all of this week. he finally showed up to work wednesday afternoon but wednesday evening i found out i didn't get the transfer. they brought up some lame six month rule and i was pissed. i still am. but more importantly this now means i no longer have a specific deadline in which to complete the very challenging task i had set out to do. which also means now when i see him i'm just like meh.

he is being all gentlemanly though, rushing to open the door when i walk in balancing two cups of coffee which to be fair almost everyone always does, when i give them the eye. yes i'm terrifying to work with when i haven't had my coffee.

i do get all giggly when they play 'shorty i could take you there' on the radio because r still has a slight jamaican accent. I KNOW!!

"We can go to the tropics

Sip pina coladas

Shorty I could take you there"

mmm hmm mm hmm sure you could...

"Or we can go to the slums

Where killas get hung"

OR we could just skip that part and go watch ze creekeet on ze beech no?

i don't think i'm doing the right accent.

you guys continue to pray for a miracle. i'm even wearing lancome miracle, you know for special effects. alright back to work.