links, clutches, stuff that will kill you and movie endings. can you tell i make these titles up randomly just before i hit publish?

is there some sort of rule to ordering pizza in texas? like are there certain special places to only order from? is there a secret password i need to tell them when i call? a 'dont kill me' coupon maybe? because dear lord the pizza's here are greasy. like cardiac arrrest greasy. i normally get dominos. and they're usually decent. at least in colorado they were. but today my pizza looked like it had been deep fried in buffalo lard. plus apparently they don't do chicken.

who doesn't do chicken?

so all i got was this mushroom pizza and i couldnt even make it through one slice. i ended up having to eat just the mushrooms. and those are good. but im not paying fifteen dollars to pick mushrooms off of a plate of grease. those things need to come with a warning: side effects included bloating, death etc...

so, does anyone know where i can order a regular pizza? something that wont kill me the same night i eat it. anyone?

also i asked y'all to help me with links for desi pundit. either that or update your damn blogs!

this past week i have had to resort to reading new blogs that are so bad, it's not even funny. cat stories. seriously! and how married people spend their weekends. and some fool reviewing lagaan. didnt that release like in the last century?dude, people are BORING! yeah. also lame and unimaginitive. and dull. i wanted to link to this post and be like um is this dude for real? and this one which is very interesting but i have no idea wtf it's supposed to be, which makes me think it's brilliant but see these wont work. i need desipunditable pieces. so email me. oh and dont send me people who are featured on desi pundit everyday. we're not doing that. also no recipes. we're not forty. something fun and smart. and original.

ooh if you're looking for a fun clutch/longish wallet type thing go to aldo. they have this adorable yellow wallet. also a super fun red one. see. i bought this one in bronze. isnt it pwetty? oh but their shoes are ugly. so skip those.

also to the people who emailed me to ask if i was suicidal or something after reading my last post the answer is NO! fool. its christmas! which fool would kill themself right before a festival with lots of presents? also it was a flash back post. for those of you who didnt get it, i was having a bad day. dropping lotsa stuff. then i was sleepwalking and staring into space. then this one smell reminded me of my last trip to bangalore and everything after that was a flashback. so calm down. jeez.

ooh also i just saw the new madhavan movie 'evano oruvan'. very nice. makes you kinda sad though. i cant believe he dies at the end. oops.

alright i have to go. boston legal is about to start. thank god there's like one new show atleast this week. i am sick of repeats!

p.s. lookey! fashion contest here.

p.p.s. so i finally found something funny that i was going to desipundit when i realised wait a minute this person isnt even desi. damn it!