a blue film

my what pretty cursive writing! and look everything's blue and green and sparkly. awwww what a cute old lady. ha this boy is so weird looking but he's kinda growing on me. its not like he has much competition. so far he's the only speaking character in the movie. ooh look a hooker. ooh look more hookers. ooh look a hooker group dance. and they're all colour coordinated too. is that a blue pothole? oh i get it! the potholes are kinda like the palette in this giant painting of a movie. very cool slb. very cool.

damn that girl has long hair. who does she look like? juhi chawala with a sharper nose? at least she doesn't have an annoying voice. oh hello no! girl who taught you to laugh like that? that was a bit scary. wait why are you suddenly in love with your house tenant dude? he obviously hasn't showered in days and is that surma he's wearing? plus from the two lines he's spoken it sounds like he might be a terrorist. oh you don't know why you're in love. you just are. right. and you're going to wait for him? i see. on the bridge? every night. for an entire year. in the rain and in the snow. all dressed up. how sweet!!! what is it that you do again? oh you weave carpets! excellent.

ha that scene was so chand chupa. and your grandmother is blind like in black? wait was that naked ass i just saw? but but i thought that scene was going to be censored. hmmm. oh look he just said a line from one of his dad's films. awww. right. more blue. so very pretty. i'm sure there's a point to all of this. i'm really very sure. ha old lady is funny. did she just say bitch? oh what a beautiful song. ooh another one. and eight more. right. um why is the flasher in love with Rapunzel again? and why is the hooker in love with him? what city are we win? what century? awww everyone's matching the scenery again.

oh no terrorist man is back. you have to say goodbye to rapunzel. do it quick. yes she knows you can hop skip and jump. you showed her remember? okay last jig. let her go already! okay now rapunzel. run. come on. yes what do you think the intense music is for? run rapunzel/paro run. run with your long skirt down the staircase. no! no don't cry. i said run. its whats his face. he came back to take you to neverland. bitch move! okay. thank you. yes yes her answer is yes fool! she's all dressed up and weeping in the middle of the damn bridge just like she said she would. of course she's coming with you. tight hug. cut to sad puppy dog face of flasher.

a film by sanjay leela bhansali.