it is our duty as tv people to help the not so fortunate grad students in their quest to understand emmy winning television shows, namely ugly betty.

warning: long, banterful, a complete waste of time.

me: wats over fool?
revealed: examsssssssssss
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yipppppppppppeeeeeeeeee
me: yay
revealed: whooooooooooo hooooooooooo
me: i totally bunked work today
revealed: omg
me: pretended to have the flu
revealed: bitch
hahahahahah
me: heres my question
revealed: are you even slightly sick?
ask
me: can i get over the flu by tomorrow?
revealed: yeah
me: really?
revealed: 24 hour flu
totally
me: 1 one day flu?
um ok
revealed: yes
me: heh
and to ans ure q
no
revealed: it is a known fact [grin] you will be so off the hook
me: i am not even a lil bit sick
i just had a long day nenne
and i decided i totally hated my job
revealed: ok so tell me this
awwwwwwwwwww
me: this morning i was like ughhhhh not another day
so i called off at 7:30
revealed: well done
me: woke up direct call
my sleepy voice
totally believable
revealed: [smile]
hahahahah
well done
we saloot your courage
i have question too
what is good on tv today
me: omg
u crazy bitch
its thursday!!!
omg
i cant believe ure asking me this
first of all u should already be watching tv
it all starts at 7
revealed: omggg
me: heres the tough decision
revealed: what what starts at 7
me: nbc or abc?
revealed: i dunno
what is on which
me: ugly betty is on abc RIGHT NOW
till 8
revealed: ok...
and on nbc?
me: but 30 rock
the office
heres wat i recommend
stick to abc
from 7 till 10
ugly betty
followed by greys anatomy
followed by the big shots
then go online to nbc.com
and watch the office and 30 rock
revealed: hahahahahahahahahaha
[smile]
me: no no
revealed: sorry [smile]
me: dont loff
revealed: inappropriate laughter
me: this is not a joke
im serious
revealed: ok
me: i take this very seriously
revealed: so we stick to ugly betty
me: sure
but since u already missed 10 mins
revealed: uh oh
me: u could just watch 30 rock in twenty
and watch ugly betty online
the best part
revealed: aaha
me: 30 second ads!
revealed: hahahahah
yayyy
me: again
revealed: fine then
me: the loffter
revealed: apparently it's a good day to stay at home
me: totally insulting
revealed: sorry
yes totally
and inappropriate
me: omg it totally is
revealed: i am such an asian
me: heh
huh?
revealed: more inappropriateness
have you never noticed how the asians laugh the most inappropriately?
me: aah
revealed: and hysterically?
for the weirdest things?
me: and when u say asians
u mean?
revealed: i mean chinks
me: aah
chinese people
revealed: firmly disbelieve that we are asian
we are not asian
we are indian
me: heh
me to
revealed: vairy different
me: too
revealed: [grin]
me: which is why i was all confused
revealed: [grin]
all cleared up now?
confusion disappeared?
me: yes
now go make fun plans for us this weekend
revealed: hokay
me: im not working
yayyyyyy
revealed: yayyyyyy
we will do something very fun
me: um sure
u make it sound very promising
!
revealed: [grin]
lemme think and propound plans
me: aah
ess
k
i gotto go
wilhelmina is planning to destroy mode
gasp
ta
revealed: wait
who is wilhelmina?
what is mode?
why are we gasping?
me: um
revealed: why do i not understand this!
me: are u an ugly betty virgin?
revealed: yes
absolutely
never watched it
me: wat?
revealed: thursday nights babe
me: wat?
oh god
revealed: who has the time?
me: u poor poor student person
revealed: yes
this is true
very poor
so it's about an ugly person?
apparently?
me: so w is the character played by vanessa williams
u know her no?
revealed: yes
singer
?
me: mode is the name of the fashion magazine
they all work for
revealed: hokay
me: singer/actress.former miss usa who posed naked thereby shocking the world
revealed: hah
excellent
who are all these old people?
me: heh
i have no idea
but that girl with the boobs
revealed: weird
me: is ugly betty's sis
revealed: oh!
me: they're in her house
revealed: bizarrely
who is little boy?
me: thats ugly betty's little gay nephew
revealed: ooh
me: who just lost his daddy
revealed: awwwwwwww
me: so hes trying to be like his daddy
wearing his leather jacket
revealed: awwwwwwww
me: and flirting with girls
but totally gay
this is ub's boss
daniel
revealed: who is smart boy in suit?
ooohhhh
me: not smart
wait they'll show ub's non boyfriend in a while
now he is smart geeky boy
totally hot
revealed: ooh
me: this is daniel's mother
revealed: how old is betty person?
me: who escaped from prison
revealed: she is evil, no?
i can see she is evil
me: she killed her husband's ex mistress
revealed: woah
me: who happens to be the receptionist's mother
father we r still trying to research
this old man is ub's dad
he loves watching mexican soaps
hispanic soaps
latina soaps?
revealed: ub lives with these guys?
me: these people
are her family
her sis
her dad
her little gay nephew
duh!
revealed: so she lives with them?
me: yes fool
!
who would u be living with if ure name was ugly betty
?
revealed: zank you simple questions get such complicated answers
sigh
who is blonde bimbo?
hahahahahhaa
me: ok this is ub's boss' sister
she was formerly his brother
revealed: ooohhhh
me: then he died and came back as a girl
but then he lost his memory
revealed: excellent
me: so now he doesn't know why he has boobs
but he's totally enjoying it
revealed: hahahahahaha
me: ok this is who i need u to concentrate on
in purple sweater and red tie
revealed: nooooooo ewwwwwwwwwww
geekkkk
me: do u recognise his asian friend?
revealed: no
who who
asian friend is cute
me: from harold and kumar?
revealed: oh
me: no?
i think
revealed: never saw white castle
sowwy
me: u dont think ub's non bf is cute?
hes sooooooooo cute
revealed: no
not at-tall
me: hmmm
but you're doing a phd
revealed: yes
hence the allergy to geeks
me: wat kind of boys r u into? she asked being very non generalizing
revealed: no?
would never date a guy from grad school
me: aah
revealed: how sad would that be
me: yes
true
oh and thats ub
i dont think i introduced her to u
revealed: hahahaha
knew that one
me: really?
wow
you're smarter than i think u r
this lady with the british accent
is betty's friend
also tailor at mode
wannabe designer
revealed: wow
just got into hot water
poor leddy
me: oh no
he's leaving
revealed: yeah
very tragic
me: who the eff is leddy?
revealed: men are such dickheads
me: heeee
revealed: the wife
who was not single
me: huh
?
wat?
r we watching the same show?
revealed: the blonde british chick
with the husband
me: aah
revealed: yes!!
me: which husband?
revealed: she just got caught by hubby
no?
me: she's married
?
revealed: apparently!
me: really?
revealed: she was all like you're a creepy stalker
me: see you're distracting me
aah
revealed: and that chappie was like no i'm your husband
and she said crap
and closed her lappy
saw it all, i did [grin]
me: i dont pay much attention to the not so important characters
revealed: tsk tsk
me: esp when im busy with my scene by scene commentary to YOU
revealed: [grin]
me: damn
revealed: awww but it is so amazingly sweet of you
me: i didnt even know she was married
awww
im not doing the same for the next show
revealed: [grin]
me: greys anatomy is serious stuff
revealed: i watch grey's
me: oh thank god
!
revealed: [grin]
me: who is this fool?
in brown
?
who wears brown from head to toe?
revealed: dunno
poor chap
i'm rooting for him
awwwww
me: dont u love poodle over here in the purple bow tie?
revealed: burn
no
jackass
me: heh
the crazy bitch is playing all by herself
heh
revealed: yeah poor baby
me: oh yay look its the non boyfriend
oh and not to ruin it for u
revealed: yay
me: but he's totally gonna propose to her this episode
i know
from like commercials during the week
revealed: omgggggggggg
me: heh
do u need to sit down for this?
revealed: already lounging on sofa
me: did he just say bird flu?
revealed: cant sit up
yes [grin]
me: haaah
so cute
i need to use that the next time i call in
no?
i had the bird flu
revealed: why are they avoiding each other?
you cant have the bird flu! your bird can have the bird flu
me: cause he totally sperminated this other non important character
revealed: he's cute
me: first we thought she was faking it
but turns out the bitch is really sperminated
see i told u he is cute
revealed: yes yes
me: ooh uncomfortable confrontation
wait
revealed: awwww
me: r u listening to this
he says when someone asks u out to drinks and a movie its a date
revealed: yes totally
me: um
revealed: hahahahahah
no drinks for you then
me: u weren't asking me on a date right?
heh
revealed: nuh uh nevah mentioned alcohol, missy
wonly movie
doesnt count
me: k
good good
heh
this is their father
revealed: the foppy jackass shoulda apologized
idiot
me: wilhelmina is trying to marry the budda
she wants to own mode
revealed: oooh flashback
me: don't u love it?
revealed: why is she dressed as the maid?
ooohhh
me: no no she's trying to be all motherly
revealed: very housewivesish
me: notiss the silver mini underneath
revealed: yeah thought she was being like slutty maid
rich slutty maid
me: oh and lady with lesbian hairstyle aiming for her forehead is the mother
revealed: yes
me: original mother who killed former mistress
revealed: i say go mom
me: yay
revealed: [grin]
me: u get ads no
?
revealed: yes
me: good
revealed: absholootly
many many
me: im tired
revealed: hahahahahaha
from bunking work all day?
me: hmm u think they'll show bm's fav commercial?
revealed: yeah i hear that can be very tiring
what is bm's fave one?
me: the depression one
revealed: that's her fave?
me: 'depression hurts'
revealed: why is that her fave?
me: i think
revealed: heh
me: heeee
she mentioned it
in her therapy post
i think
revealed: heh
don't remember
me: u dont?
but it was her last one before she left the blog world
i was traumatized
revealed: hahahahaha
awwwwww
i undahstand
me: i read it over and over again
no u dont!
revealed: ok
but i could
if i tried really hard
till my head hurt
me: dont u hate furniture store ads?
waste of time!
revealed: yeah totally
cos it reminds me that i dont have anything in my dining room
me: heh
revealed: not a stick
me: which is okay
revealed: and they'll go for only 1200
and i'm like yeah! that's my salary
me: cause who ever uses the dining table?
unless u have visitors?
revealed: hahahaha
true
fact once we get a table we're going to miss the space
me: why r u getting a table?
revealed: so we can call people home for dinner
me: like who people?
revealed: hahahaha
me: you're students
revealed: go daniel
like grad school people
me: why r they all celebrating christmas?
revealed: were people too yknow
me: um sure
revealed: tradition, baba
me: but its october fool
revealed: the maid is marrying the dad?
me: yes
revealed: dang it
me: were u not paying attention this whole time?
revealed: no no i wasnt
me: did her jail friend just say "lets go to italy"?
that was so random
like why italy?
revealed: yeah
well why not
italy's a place
people go there
me: why r these old people still here?
revealed: they're asleep
me: ooh the cops
revealed: everyone's in trouble
omggg
awfulness
shes annoying
me: she always wears these cool alien inspired clothes
i like it
revealed: heh
awww give him the chance
me: good god her flashbacks r so vague
revealed: no no
very clear
mean dad
yells at sons
me: heh
ooh i think nows the proposal
revealed: he isnt cute but he's cute
me: he's very cute
revealed: hahahahahaha
me: oh no!
revealed: he's not dhakkan
me: so he isnt really proposing
revealed: awww
me: damn u random lady in the restaurant
revealed: burn again
hahahaha they tricked you
me: damn u fake ads
revealed: these damn tv people
me: they did!
revealed: sold their souls to the devil
me: playing with my head
revealed: yeah!
me: sob
revealed: we should do the mom thing
me: huh? wat?
wat mum thing?
revealed: and stand outside their windows
with rifles
me: aah
revealed: at least you can
and then i'll come and say
let's go to italy
only we cant cos i cant afford it
damn mom who can afford italy
me: u mean 'the ex wife with lesbian hairstyle who killed the ex mistress' thing
revealed: yes
absolootly
think it's very cool
me: ok
and instead of italy
we could go to olive garden
i heart their tuscan garlic chicken
mmmm
revealed: ooohh
me: and their tiramisu
only they lie
revealed: yeah we could
olive garden rocks
me: that dessert has no alcohal in it
revealed: they dont lie!
hahahahahahahaha
damn em!
this is why we should go to italy
me: or
revealed: bet the italians put real alcohol in their tiramisu
me: we could pour a couple of spoons
or shots
of our favourite alcohol onto it
revealed: tsk no! i will not compromise
me: let it soak it all in
revealed: i ask for tira misu i should get tiramisu no?
not fake AA tiramisu
me: yes
i knoW!
stand up stand up
stand up for your rights
revealed: oooh housewives ad
me: dont u hate the new one?
shes so mean
revealed: yeah
hate her
hard as nails
me: and she wont share her recipes with poor bree
i love bree
revealed: yeesh
i have no love for bree
me: and shes done somehting mean
revealed: or new york
but that's just me
me: to her daughter
like wiped out her memory
or something
revealed: yeah! obviously
me: why dont u like bree?
revealed: bree's too orange
me: wat does new york have to do with it?
and by ny do u mean the place
or the reality tv star?
revealed: cos apparently tons of people have love for new york
who knew?
me: she is not too orange
revealed: is so
me: no one does orange like bree
uh duh!
new yorks so cool
or they make it seem like that on tv
revealed: yeeshhhhhhhh
me: and in movies
revealed: hahahahahaha
we are talking reality tv?
me: and we all know how much i believe in the crap i watch on tv
no just any tv
revealed: i am talking reality tv
and i'm talking midget man
and big fake boobs
me: notiss how the contents of their fridge are so tricolour
revealed: hahahahaha
me: ooh confrontation
kids gonna cry
he looks desi no?
oh blah
they miss the father it seems
revealed: totally desi
it was an awww moment
me: he showed up in like all of two episodes
if i don't miss him they cant possibly miss him
revealed: omg
me: i barely remember wat he looks like
wats with the music?
revealed: psycho
me: oh they're watching it?
heh
revealed: yes yes keep up!
me: sorry
jeez
why wasn't he superman
or spiderman
way cuter than that other fool
no?
revealed: omggg
he is awfully uncute
me: make up your mind will u
noooooooooooooooo
don't quit mode
we like u
revealed: but betty doesnt
oh she's back
me: ooh other option se says
revealed: omggggggg
me: ooh they're kissing
revealed: i have never kissed someone with braces on
me: where did that come from?
revealed: wonder how it feels
me: bwahahaha
revealed: get a roommmm
me: well all u have to do is kiss someone sitting next to u in class tomorrow
wait
revealed: hahahahahahha
me: where was the scene of him in his underwear
'?
like from the ads
geek boy in undies?
revealed: omgg we should totally see dan in real life
me: did i miss it
yes
hes so funneh
revealed: yeahhh
tot-tull-leee
me: omg we did it
revealed: let's go saturday
did what?
me: we watched ugly betty while gtalking simultaneously
yes lets
revealed: hahahahahaha
course we did!
and yayyyy (for dan plan)
me: i might be putting this on my blog
revealed: hahahahahahahaha
me: just fyi
revealed: blog fodder
me: heh
yes
revealed: i have no blog fodder
me: awwww
put it too
revealed: hahahahaha
me: but see something like this
revealed: yeah maybe i will
me: is so not your blog
its totally my blog though
revealed: very true
very true again
me: heh
alright
revealed: this is new show?
samantha who/
you have seen? not yet started?
me: i need to go pee and find a snack before greys anatomy starts
ta
revealed: hahahahaha
go go
me: i saw part of it
revealed: i need to cook
me: i have to go watch it online
cook?
um okay
have fun with that
ta
revealed: [smile]
thank you
bbye

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