you're sitting on the couch with your laptop and you realise you need to go to the bathroom but you're too lazy to walk all that way so you ignore it until you really really have to go. of course once you're there you're glad you took the effort.
you catch a glimpse of your face in the mirror and you go awww how cute. then you look closer and realise you now have a moustache. you also discover a strange bump on your face that wasn't there this morning. on your way out you open the storage closet that you have now made your personal shoe alter and you're suddenly very happy. you wish you'd thought of this earlier. [really traditional shoe stands are boring, shoes need to be on display]
you finally get yourself to exit the bathroom but you decide since you're already walking about you might as well find yourself a snack. you scope the kitchen for an exciting mid afternoon snack but you're disappointed to find theres nothing remotely exciting in sight. you dream of eating an alugadde bonda with some spicy chutney. you realise you don't get those where you live. you feel sad for yourself and decide to make some hot chocolate. its this new cadbury hot cocoa you found at the indian store. it says 'made in india' on the cover so it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.
you walk back to the couch and flip through the important channels. you're proud of yourself for having memorized all the numbers in such a short time. you think of the good old days when you had directv. you realise thinking about it will not help you get over it. you proceed to watch lewis black do his stand up routine. he's funny and you laugh at all his jokes even though you've seen this recording many times before. you then go back to reading about strange people's lives on the internet until its time to pee again.
will someone please give me a job?
i'm a fabulous employee. really. i will dress professionally. i will be on time ... most days, fine at least twice a week. i will bring joy and humour to the office. if you ever need someone to do a starbucks run at any time of the day i will volunteer. ask brittany, ask gabby. are you two reading this? do u miss your old co worker? tell them how fabulous i was. tell them!
you catch a glimpse of your face in the mirror and you go awww how cute. then you look closer and realise you now have a moustache. you also discover a strange bump on your face that wasn't there this morning. on your way out you open the storage closet that you have now made your personal shoe alter and you're suddenly very happy. you wish you'd thought of this earlier. [really traditional shoe stands are boring, shoes need to be on display]
you finally get yourself to exit the bathroom but you decide since you're already walking about you might as well find yourself a snack. you scope the kitchen for an exciting mid afternoon snack but you're disappointed to find theres nothing remotely exciting in sight. you dream of eating an alugadde bonda with some spicy chutney. you realise you don't get those where you live. you feel sad for yourself and decide to make some hot chocolate. its this new cadbury hot cocoa you found at the indian store. it says 'made in india' on the cover so it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.
you walk back to the couch and flip through the important channels. you're proud of yourself for having memorized all the numbers in such a short time. you think of the good old days when you had directv. you realise thinking about it will not help you get over it. you proceed to watch lewis black do his stand up routine. he's funny and you laugh at all his jokes even though you've seen this recording many times before. you then go back to reading about strange people's lives on the internet until its time to pee again.
will someone please give me a job?
i'm a fabulous employee. really. i will dress professionally. i will be on time ... most days, fine at least twice a week. i will bring joy and humour to the office. if you ever need someone to do a starbucks run at any time of the day i will volunteer. ask brittany, ask gabby. are you two reading this? do u miss your old co worker? tell them how fabulous i was. tell them!
31 comments:
I demand a kiriket post! and long overdue Gym boy post
is it possible that you get warm and FUZZY because of your newly found MUSH??
Welcome to my life (actually I don't get to worship at a shoe alter). How about this - if you give me a job, I will give you a job.
I demand pictures of the shoe alter to drool over,please.
Good luck with the job hunt,ree.
And alugadde bonda you will get in Dallas desi hotelsu...come...will buy and give good bisi-bisi alugadde bonda.
dont ask me why but I just imagined what would happen if you said the things in the last paragraph to someone like Miranda Priestly (Devil wears Prada fame) - me thinks you won't live to tell the tale.. ;-)
p.s: yep, my mind thinks in strange directions.. maybe it was the mention of Starbucks that did it :-)
"you then go back to reading about strange people's lives on the internet until its time to pee again.
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hey! i'm not strange ok!
take my job. i'd rather just go and pee :P
Pri. What if you ask me questions like you asked your old boss man
@indianoguy: yes sir. okay sir
sadly i missed the match and they won! and now im scared to watch the finals. what if they lose?
@chacha chowdary: heeee maybe.
@the bride: shut up! you work for some super exciting magazine.
@i love lucy: wah! i will show up. don't be surprised now.
@priya: i would totally work for miranda if i could get some of those free clothes.
@broom: i meant like strangers. but there's lots of people i read who are all kinds of strange.
@janefield: um i dont know if i want to work someplace without a restroom.
@su: ess, you are haawing good point.
Dude. you become a full-time official blog entertainer for all of us. Beshhht idea :)
altar, altAr, altAr !
its so much fun to do nothing
so so so so much fun
and then you can amuse yourself ... like make ur pee go round and round.
fun, i tell u. fun
"you then go back to reading about strange people's lives on the internet until its time to pee again.
hey! pornstars are not strange people!!
i am simply glad to see so much bengalooru happening....i was in Mumbai for a year and I am back and more in love with benagalooru than ever before...Priya keep it going...I am a fan now..!!
omg you missed the game! it was a total dravid rant fest. also thought my heart was going to explode on 5 diff occasions, dravid was to blame for most of them, one way or the other.
Heh, you should get a job at starbucks since you seem to love the place so much! Over-qualifications and all and all be damned - perks include free coffee no?
@su: show me some cash money girl.
@??! gud gawd voman! is juss ay blog.
@once again: um yeah ledis not be doing circle of pee.
@anna nicole smith: of course not. and dead porn stars are my favourite kind of porn stars.
@dusty frog: namskaara ree. kindly take yuver seat.
@neha: it was? even with ajit agarkar in the team???
@shub: wah! i never thought of that. although i don't think one would be allowed to wear open toed shoes at that job and i would simply die!
Why dont you incorporate 'Adsense' into ur blog and make some money? you will find it on ur dashboard page, when log into blogger and blogging could turn out to be your job. thought the dressing up issue wont be present and being late is never a porblem.
medam...naavu Dusty FOG....FROG alla....swalpa mishtake...: )
nammadu juvenile writing. Nimma haage accomplished alla...yet please do drop by...tumba tanks... http://bluehill.blogspot.com/
@prototype no 89: i dont think 20c a month would cut it. what is that like 1 tspn of coffee?
@dusty fog: sorry. i was become confuse. you see yuver photo is misleading. is look like frog is jumping out of bowl.
Pri yes i miss you... and YES you are a wonderfull co-worker!Have some banks call me as a reference.
This has nothing to do with this post, but I just wanted to swing by and let you know that I've finally done your tag! Whee!
read that tag you posted about things u wanted to ask ur boss..looks like he found out, eh?
u can hve my job...take it, I will pay you to take it...pls hve it...
u dont even have to look nice for this....
ur evil. you eat up our bandwidth. you are getting addicted to your blogging. and im annoyed.
i shall take over your blog ....
MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [ Eeevil laughter ]
no new post ? :(
u still haven't updated ur blog?? its 5 days already!!
Update please. Entha lateness. What is this ?
OK
1. You live in Houston and I don't know you for *some* reason!
2. You can afford Bandolino's when you don't even have a job!
3. You have a gay cousin who hasn't come out yet!
4. I am not one of them fabulous girls!!!!!!!
Why would you want me to hate you?
@revealed
OK
1. you live in houston too, i've heard.
2. who said anything about being able to afford?
3. yes and he brings much joy to the world,
and the skin care industry.
4. right... the last time i checked you were writing this incredibly long story.
i dont.
@Tys on Ice: nope. he hasn't read it [at least i hope not] and he didn't fire me, i quit, to move outta colorado.
and heee what kind job is this you do?
there are many restrooms. some are pink in color also.
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